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Mom: I remember when y'all were little, and I would put a blanket on the floor, and tell you it w...
Dad (half asleep on couch): Martians, are you okay? Come in, Martians. Me (walking by): ...Wha...
12th Grade Teacher: I wonder why they call a woman's private parts her 'beaver'? Me (...
