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Today on Dirty Jobs... ... we cleans da catbox.

I shot the sheriff! But I did not shoot his dog.... thats cruel

You look depressed. What did the cat do to you?

Frankly my dear...I dont give a damn.

Cleverness Here

Wanna chat..? I'm online right now...

We heard you have food.

Sparky's last words were recognised as

Talk Nerdy to me.

da power of ma mynd will telekinesis da nom to me

Aunt Bertha's coming to town? Better start cleering teh freewai nao!

I STILL GIT TEARY EYED WHEN I THINK OF ELVIS. AND IF U DON'T U AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE.

There's a reason Boxers look puzzled. They are puzzled.

You guys are a special kind of stupid...

I FINE! I no scared! i no it jus storm ... Did u hear dat?

something not right...

Cuz I'm all abowt givving.

Be right dar.. after my break dat it.

And then he dug up your favorite bush, and after that he chewed on the garden hose, and chased the neighbors cat.....

Da KRAZEEZ! Ai haz um!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

DON'T U BE LOOKIN AT ME LIK DAT EITHER. JUS WAIT TILL UR DADDY COMEZ HOME.

you said the perm wouldn't frizz. ya kinda lied.

Likes: full shade or full sun, Plenty of water, lots of noms

i didnt eat your chocowat..wat you talkin bout?

PLEASE READ (EVERYONE)

I must go softly now! How can I learn the way, I who have moved so swift and sure, through each brief day. How can I stay my feet? How can I learn to go, Quietly measuring off the days with steps grown slow. I have walked softly now, many a long, long m

So,

I herd

it's tough never being right