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Alarm? Ize turn off last nite so u gets lotsa rest before ur big presentation at elebenty a.m.

I walked out half way through the movie when I noticed how cheap the special effects were.

ABBA called. They want their toilet seat back.

I am not biting the hand that feeds me. I am biting the wrist that moved the hand that moved the finger that "booped" my nose!

Dammit Dave! You promised you'd tell me when you were gonna wax teh floor!

Fluffy could claim innocence.. if some evidence wasn't still in his mouth..

Challenge accepted..

it's cool but it's still getting a speeding ticket

dear santa, i want new owners

Yeah? U an Hooze Army?

Due to unforeseen circumstances, today's race has been canceled.

KITTEHS UF DA CORN

Alvin not available for another "Squequel"

omg

MONSTERS

Wormz hole i founds it

Monorail Cat applies emergency brakes

Hooman must beh workin hard on dis, so natrally i must destroy it

Sometimes Rufus wished that people would take a bath with their clothes ON.

Jebus cat He lives !!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time I get in the tub, SOMEBODY has to ring the stupid doorbell...

ok i think the carrot goes there

All hail ceiling cat

Halp! Teh stewpidity it tryin' to get in mah hed! Mebbe yu shud stop tawkin.

And I useded da littler box and then I purred and then I went in da kitchen and then I eated food and then I looked out the window and then I caughted a bug and the bug did not taste good so I spitted him on da floor and then I looked at da bug and then

Yes, I'm the Bureau Chief. May I help you?

cat sees vaccum

Dis my response to your suggestion about dat neutering ting.

Airplane seating

Obama V.S. Bob the Builder

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