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(at a family reunion to celebrate my godmother's return from a 2-year mission in Africa.) Me: (Aunt)! How are you? I haven't seen you in 2 years! I don't think you've ever met my husband, look, he's over there... Aunt (very seriously): He doesn't belong to you. And he has a name.
Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a wh*re... Mom: You mean a horse? Dad: Where's the fun in that?
