By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:41 PM
-he grins and mounts you- i bet youre tighter than the brothel mares
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:35 PM
-i bite my lip and get on the floor, rasing up my flank and moving my tail away- ...
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:33 PM
-moans but pulls your head away- bend over
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:32 PM
-once it is hard i smile and start to lick it- ... -fondling your ballsack with my hooves as i lick your shaft-
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:31 PM
-moves to sit up-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:28 PM
-my hoof slides between your hindlegs and i start to massage your shaft- ...
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:26 PM
Seriously?... Kay....
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:24 PM
not beer... and -i slide my hoof up- i can be your company for the night if you dont mind
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:23 PM
What?... You got beer?...
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:20 PM
-i raise an eyebrow and rest ahoof on your hindleg- ...well... about that..
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:19 PM
..... So? Beer helps.... And i had a brothel visit booked for 2am....
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:15 PM
you passed out before you could even pronounce blackjack... -i giggle and sit beside you-
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:15 PM
But... I wanted more beer...
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:12 PM
-i leave you on the couch- ...
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:10 PM
-wakes up slightly when we get there but stays silent-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:09 PM
-i grab you before you fall- ... -sicne i dont want to leave you there i get you on my back and take you home with me-
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:06 PM
How about we play a round of bla- ...... -falls over backwards, passed out-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:05 PM
never played dice before... i preffer cards -i drink some more-
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:01 PM
*hic* .... You like playing dice?
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:00 PM
i make my living by selling books -i order another drink for me-
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:55 PM
*hic* yep. 'S how i make a living
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:53 PM
-i grab you by your hoof and make you sit beside me sicne i saw that you were going to fall- so... professional gambler
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:51 PM
-catches it and chugs it, stumbling slightly-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:47 PM
paradox... -i smile at you and throw you a bottle of scotch- ncie to meet you
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:46 PM
-turns to you and laughs- Not my first bar fight. Got my flank kicked the first few times though. Name's Lucky Hooves. Professional gambler.
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:43 PM
that is a very interestign set of skills ...
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:41 PM
-laughs afterwards and chugs the rest of my beer-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:39 PM
-i giggle and lookat you beat them up to the street as i stand there- ...
By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:37 PM
-grabs my drink and ignores the bikers as i finish it, then i smile and proceed to beat the shit out of them kung fu style-
By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:33 PM
... -i stay close to the winchester just in case-
