Messages between LuckyHooves and ParadoxialEvent


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:41 PM

-he grins and mounts you- i bet youre tighter than the brothel mares


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:35 PM

-i bite my lip and get on the floor, rasing up my flank and moving my tail away- ...


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:33 PM

-moans but pulls your head away- bend over


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:32 PM

-once it is hard i smile and start to lick it- ... -fondling your ballsack with my hooves as i lick your shaft-


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:31 PM

-moves to sit up-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:28 PM

-my hoof slides between your hindlegs and i start to massage your shaft- ...


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:26 PM

Seriously?... Kay....


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:24 PM

not beer... and -i slide my hoof up- i can be your company for the night if you dont mind


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:23 PM

What?... You got beer?...


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:20 PM

-i raise an eyebrow and rest ahoof on your hindleg- ...well... about that..


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:19 PM

..... So? Beer helps.... And i had a brothel visit booked for 2am....


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:15 PM

you passed out before you could even pronounce blackjack... -i giggle and sit beside you-


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:15 PM

But... I wanted more beer...


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:12 PM

-i leave you on the couch- ...


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:10 PM

-wakes up slightly when we get there but stays silent-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:09 PM

-i grab you before you fall- ... -sicne i dont want to leave you there i get you on my back and take you home with me-


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:06 PM

How about we play a round of bla- ...... -falls over backwards, passed out-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:05 PM

never played dice before... i preffer cards -i drink some more-


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:01 PM

*hic* .... You like playing dice?


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 9:00 PM

i make my living by selling books -i order another drink for me-


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:55 PM

*hic* yep. 'S how i make a living


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:53 PM

-i grab you by your hoof and make you sit beside me sicne i saw that you were going to fall- so... professional gambler


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:51 PM

-catches it and chugs it, stumbling slightly-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:47 PM

paradox... -i smile at you and throw you a bottle of scotch- ncie to meet you


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:46 PM

-turns to you and laughs- Not my first bar fight. Got my flank kicked the first few times though. Name's Lucky Hooves. Professional gambler.


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:43 PM

that is a very interestign set of skills ...


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:41 PM

-laughs afterwards and chugs the rest of my beer-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:39 PM

-i giggle and lookat you beat them up to the street as i stand there- ...


By LuckyHooves on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:37 PM

-grabs my drink and ignores the bikers as i finish it, then i smile and proceed to beat the shit out of them kung fu style-


By ParadoxialEvent on Mar 20, 2014 at 8:33 PM

... -i stay close to the winchester just in case-