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The fact you are out of clean underwear does not supercede my turning the washer into a time travel device that can infiltrate the time/space continuum.

Mai belleh haz a sunbeamz Life iz gud

dey callz dat form teh 1040 cuz for every $50 U make, U getz 10 and teh government getz $40.

A new public relations campaign:

Really, playing this game makes you feel powerful? I feel powerful everytime I poop in the litterbox and you runaway holding your nose.

Request denied. Resubmit in 30 days for further disapproval.

Tell me again why you is mailing my kitteh litter to IRS?

U play Jurassic Park wif me? I be T-Rex Rahr!!!

I alwayz tawt I'd make a dandy lion!

No No No! I said phillipz not teh slotted

Hmph. Next time we has fight You sleep on couch.

long distance

I gotz da movie and da blankies. You gotz da popcorn? I needz a snuggle.

Gonna b a long nite

Another day successfuly wasted

today`s password: belly rub

I foundz yarnia!

Don looks Mr. Fuzzybottoms!!! Iz da scaree part!!!

i finded him outside.. can i keep him? he's my fwend.

teaching the goldfish to read was tough, but figuring out how to keep his librarycard dry even tougher.

Secreterial skillz..I gotz'em.

Let's make smores!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of dog treats, your eyes glow in the dark and we're not wearing collars.

i has a you

it's gonna be ok No reason to feel bad about it

TONIGHT on Animal Planet... XTREME PATTYCAKE CHALLENGE

Jimmy Chews

beat highscore, later nap, now

Hooman no good at bilding IKEA furnitjur. Iz do it.

*sigh* Iz bored U bored 2, mistr tudle?

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