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Don't watch Silent Hill right before bed, even if you weren't all that scared by it. Later, when down the hall someone stupid in the dorm slams a couple doors at 4 in the morning, you will wake up and be convinced that it is Pyramid Head coming to rip your skin off. #LFMF
(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you today? Mom: (looks around carefully) I need to withdraw you-know-what from vault you-know-where. Manager: (Looks around too and nods) Of course, but we must keep our voices low otherwise the muggles will hear us. Me: Am I going to Hogwarts?! Mom and Manager: SHUT UP!!!
