LFMF
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If your mom asks "What is 'headbanging'", don't show her in the bathroom. The sink is hard and th...
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You CAN clean sun glasses with Windex, but take them off first or you will scream like the CSI Mi...
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Dad: But it’s all the way on the other side of the room! That’s very far in Lazy-Measurements. Be...
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If you go hitchhiking, make sure the axe you have with you is fully covered by your backpack. Eve...
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Driving home waiting to turn into my apartment complex I noticed a skinny, pale, heavily tattooed...
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On the second leg of a 13 hour flight between Japan and home, the flight attendant doing the safe...
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Never get into a farting contest with a two year old. Even the winner loses. So does everyone el...
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Slipping on a wet floor, then tripping over the wet floor sign is embarrasing. Being the cleaner ...
