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While eating dinner. Mom:This tastes funny. Dad: Like haha Funny? Mom:...

Mom: I wish my eyes were t.v.'s so I could just open them and watch things.

Me: "No mom, still don't have a boyfriend." Mom: "Do you think that maybe you might be a lesbian...

My Brother: Should i teach my poke'mon protect? My mom: Is it going to have sex?

While my little bro is watching powerangers: Mom: the blue one is sonic, right.

(Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's ...

(Mom sitting on couch, looks at my sister and starts laughing) Sister: what are you laughing at ...

Dad: It wasn't my fault I dropped you when you were a baby. It was your fault for moving around t...