The latest from MagneticGodzilla
if you're going to the fridge and your coworker reaches it first and opens the door, standing by the edge of it - take amoment to control your impulses before you decide to just dive in and grab your can of coke on the door shelf. Your aim sucks and happily shouting 'mine!' and grabbing your co-workers crotch is gonna be hard to explain. #LFMF
