MajorMalfunction

By ToolBee on Jan 1, 2014 at 6:37 PM

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By ToolBee on Dec 19, 2013 at 2:01 PM

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By ToolBee on Dec 19, 2012 at 2:43 PM

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By ToolBee on Apr 7, 2012 at 4:28 PM

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By ToolBee on Dec 31, 2011 at 4:45 PM

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By ToolBee on Dec 17, 2011 at 9:24 PM

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By ToolBee on Nov 30, 2011 at 5:42 PM

We know you're still there! :) AD-FP-congratz! (And, yes I'm afraid I haz...)

By ToolBee on Nov 22, 2011 at 8:22 AM

Hoep to hear from yoo... http://cheezburger.com/benide/lolz/View/5438376704

By ToolBee on Nov 2, 2011 at 7:56 PM

*bzz* Hi MM, good to see you're "up'n'runnin'"! No police-brutality towards you then, I hope... :/

By ToolBee on Oct 27, 2011 at 7:30 AM

Happy b-day, hope you can still "occupy" yer own house...:) http://cheezburger.com/ToolBee/lolz/View/5363179520

By ToolBee on Oct 24, 2011 at 9:53 AM

Yay! Occupy FP!!! :)

By ToolBee on Oct 8, 2011 at 11:02 AM

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By MajorMalfunction on Oct 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM

Hiya, TB, sorry I haven't been around. I'm participating in Occupy Oakland and we're gearing up for a Monday kick off so I'm kind of too busy to LOL right now. I'm glad you're beta testing! For your URL just pick a name for your site -- it's been so long since I set up my own that I don't really remember what to do! LOL

By ToolBee on Oct 7, 2011 at 4:46 PM

OW Waitt! :) I suddenly haz blu buttons... Now how do I CORRECTLY insert a "valid URL" cuz I sumhow iz too uneducated. I haz a Syntax Error!!! :) (I've tried a lot: can yoo just C/P me "wut yoo typed" I'll change the names, corse...) yalp!

By ToolBee on Oct 7, 2011 at 5:41 AM

Wow! Guess what?! I'm about to bee a beta-tester here as well! It's on the "sites"-thing. I added a couple of collections. What now?

By ToolBee on Oct 6, 2011 at 2:43 PM

Seen this one? Enjoy : http://cheezburger.com/missmaggy2u/lolz/View/5250228224

By ToolBee on Sep 29, 2011 at 6:41 PM

wagyu is coming on here as well, not tasted yet! :P There's always 1 farmer over here that'll give it a try. Same wid wine. A dutch guy said fuck-al-gore (and his cripple bitch...) I lubs dis climate change...Now he outperforms the best french and german wines around! heheh! Not a drinker, cept a beer or 3, don't ask me moar, I'll pour meself another Ice T. ;)

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 29, 2011 at 6:00 PM

This kobe is wagyu cattle raised and killed in the US. It's the best burger ever.

By ToolBee on Sep 29, 2011 at 5:19 PM

CocaCola, not the diet,free,less,gold,zero or waddevver.., akshuly is nice for the stuffees in yer bowelarea. It also "helps" yur system take moar vitabits! Not to mention the totally one of a kind GUD FLAVURR!!! And I'd lay off the Kobe stuff, and other japfood nowadaze. He enjoy the local brand burger'n'milk factorees, here, but we know "our" Herefordshires" over here! I sooo love dead meat! OW mah Gawd I think i just joined da food-forum over here... :( ) AW ,whell...

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 29, 2011 at 4:24 PM

The premise of the paleo diet is that our bodies aren't evolved yet to eat agricultural food products, which include grains, legumes and potatoes. I haven't *quite* given up the grains -- my favorite meal is a kobe beef cheeseburger, and you can't have a burger without the bun! But I've dropped all other carbs from my diet, including a six-pack of coke a day habit. I feel much better and spend less on groceries because I"m not always trying to replace the blood sugar that comes with the carb foods. My only weakness is organic dark chocolate. I eat a little of that with a handful of nuts from time to time. But nobody's perfect!

By ToolBee on Sep 29, 2011 at 3:47 PM

Hmmm the Glutamates are giving you a funny...Hate it when they do dat to people! I myself are quite allergic to nuts and co. At least you can avoid those. I mean, if I could not eat potatoos and/or bread I'll die! And my BMI is negative (sorta). Mebbe it's cuz THE BRAIN eats bout 70% of your nommings, and mine runs @ higher voltage and a higher stepping (it's NOT ADHD, it's EVOLUTION!!!) amma skinny bee. :)

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 29, 2011 at 8:40 AM

Kapsalon sounds insane! But I can no eat potatoes anymore. They are verboten on paleo and after cutting them out of my diet for three months and trying them again once, I can see why. They messed me up bad. :(

By ToolBee on Sep 27, 2011 at 9:13 PM

That's why we invented the "kapsalon". Or in english hairsalon... It's a container filled with a. fries, b. cheese, c. kebab that melts the cheese, d. onions, tomato and lettuce (pickle optional), e. garlic sauce and finally f. SAMBAL (hot sause!!!) It's 'bout 2000 Cals and YUMMIE and Healthy too!!! Oh, and they called it that, cuz peeps working IN a hairsalon next to the kebabbers ordered their "kebab-plate" in a container for convenience reasons. No need to return the plates... :) It's THE snack over here!

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 27, 2011 at 9:04 PM

Being nutritious and being tasty are often mutually exclusive things. LOL

By ToolBee on Sep 27, 2011 at 9:01 PM

*bzzzzzz* Did you know ants are very rich in proteins and other nutrients? Gotta eat a whole heap of those to equal a nice steak... Naaaah, me neither... :)

By ToolBee on Sep 25, 2011 at 10:29 PM

Can't wait! :)

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM

Thank you very much! I think I might be on the upswing again, so there may be more in store soon. ;-)

By ToolBee on Sep 25, 2011 at 9:13 PM

Heheh...You did it again! FP congratzzz!!! :)

By MajorMalfunction on Sep 21, 2011 at 8:30 PM

I'm glad you enjoyed that one. Sorry I didn't warn you; the bat phone is on the fritz. :P

By ToolBee on Sep 21, 2011 at 8:26 PM

*snrgl* Tag!...and away goes one purrfuktly gud whiff of smoke...back out again...too late, can't inhale it no moar... JESUS LADY! can't you at least warn me fur dat!! :) (now go rub yer wormie...) BWAAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!! :] Yes, I'm fine. Howzyoo? (<-- check my chinese)