Miss7y

(While on a long road trip, my brother and I were fighting in the back seat) Dad: I'm gonna pull...

Grandma: You know, i've never sworn before! Me: Ever? That's not true... Grandma: what have I s...

Mom: Dad's watching a thriller movie. Dad: It's the first scene, so it'll either be people havin...

*My mom is leaving for New Years* Mom: I need you to watch the house and your older brother this...

Mom: If you were murdered, could I use your 300 dollars? Me: Sure, but why would you say that? ...

Mom: I told you to clean the litter box! Me: I did. Mom: So why is it full again?!

While driving and observing traffic lights. Mum: If people from 100 years ago came to our time, ...

Me:Mom,what's the difference between a roach and a cockroach? Mom:One has a cock,and one doesn't...