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Usually it's OK to smoke naked on your balcony after a wild sex marathon if your sex marathons end by 2 or 3 a.m. because all of your neighbours are asleep already. However, if a sex marathon once ends at 1 p.m. refrain from smoking as usually. #LFMF
Never,ever go on this facebook profile: http://is.gd/HEgW0a The person on this profile is so ugly you will be scared for a whole life. #LFMF
