MrKarmaJockey

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:52 AM

*waves bye*

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:48 AM

Well,i gotta go now,see you later *gets up and goes away*

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:47 AM

You're more than welcome my pony friend, there's no ill a nice bowl of stew cannot mend. :)

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:45 AM

Heya,thank you,it looks delicious :D

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:43 AM

Ah excellent, my clueless potion is complete! Let me explain, then we shall have a tasty treat. This particular potion is beyond compare in it's magical power, but requires the sweat of a pony heated for an hour. Also the subject must be kept unaware of their role in the brew, or else the potion is made useless and that simply will not do. I can tell you now that you are out of my potion mixing pot, that you've really helped quite a bit, and to that I say thanks a lot! Now, since the potion is made and you're hungry too, you'll be happy to know that I've already made a wonderfully tasty stew! *hands you a bowl of vegetable stew* ^_^

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:35 AM

Ok,ok,I'm over *walks out the bath tub* now,what about that stew you were talking about?

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:07 AM

>_> <_< Uhh.....no?

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 27, 2011 at 7:03 AM

Yes,i had,it turned the pony that was giving me the bath,was a cannibal,but i think your not like him...right?

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 6:48 AM

*adds salt to the water* It's been a time? So you've had a bath like this before? How odd...how did that one turn out for you if you don't mind me asking? *stirs the bath slowly*

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 27, 2011 at 5:54 AM

Ok,ok,but i still think this is a little bit suspicious...Well,but i gonna trust in you,it's been a time since somepony gave me a bath with potatos

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 27, 2011 at 1:21 AM

That's simply to provide a relaxing current to enjoy your bath better. *tastes some of the water with the spoon* Hmm..could use more salt...BATH salts! I'll be right back...

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 1:25 PM

Wait.what you gonna do with this spoon?! I tought this was a bath tub!

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Also, thanks for the gratz! ^_^ Now if you'll pardon me, I must be off to bed, cyas! :D

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Of course it isn't a trap...I'll just leave this here: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgonGHhLV4Q3iY-b6M3R2V08wEeyXGfbLQCEsbdveeDy3A74la

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 1:02 PM

Heya,congrats on getting on the front page :D

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 12:47 PM

Okay... *uses the pota-i mean soap* I hope this is not a trap!

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:52 AM

Yes, good good...here's the soap. *hands you a peeled potato* I know it looks like a potato, but it's a new kind of organic soap...really good for the tender, juicy, delicious skin...erm..I mean, it's good for relaxing your tasty, moist, melts in your mouth muscles...wait, I mean...it's some good stuff to use for cleaning. How's the water by the way? I find it's best to bathe in really hot water..the more you sweat the better the broth...BATH! I said bath! *badpokerface*

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:40 AM

Okay,that seems a lit bit of suspicious,but i whatever,i do everything for some stew.

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM

Oh good! *looks at you* Hmm...you may want to wash up first though. Why don't you take a bath in this..erm...hot tub! Yeah, hot tub! Just climb on it there and I'll get the vegetab..erm..SOAP...soap for you. :D

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:33 AM

Yeah,sure,stew is good

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:30 AM

Of course not...you have nothing at all to be concerned about, everything is just as it should be. *grins and rubs his hooves together* Do you like stew by the way? You could...help me make some... *starts laughing maniacally again but stops himself after a second*

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM

It can't be THAT hard...right?You kinda scared me with those laughs...

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM

*wonders if you realize what you've gotten yourself into* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA*cough*AAAaaa... 0_o Oh, sorry..was I laughing maniacally out loud again? I've been meaning to stop doing that, pay no mind... *continues laughing maniacally under his breath*

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:08 AM

Thank you,my friend :)

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 10:05 AM

0_0 Impossibru!! Why, the very IDEA of having 10 friends..it's...completely, utterly, definitely, without a doubt the CRAZIEST thing I've EVER heard.........I LIKE IT!! I wish you nothing but good luck in your goal to make 10 friends good sir! ^_^

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 9:59 AM

Well,i guess yes '-'

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 9:55 AM

Define "maximum friends possible"...are we talking more than, say...10?

By MrKarmaJockey on Nov 26, 2011 at 9:43 AM

Same,i'm pleased to meet you :)

By Brony4lyfe on Nov 26, 2011 at 9:29 AM

Salutations MrKarmaJockey, I'm pleased to meet you! :)