(after stalling over and over again learning to drive) Dad:*sigh* Your mother should have swallo...
(talking about things I want to do this summer) Me: I think I would like to try bungee jumping t...
Dad: The way they dress these kids and do their make up on these little pageant shows makes them ...
Me: I can't stand this weather. I should have gone to college in New Mexico. Mom: Then you co...
(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...
(when I was 10) Mom: Some girls body's mature faster, they have boobs. But girls like you's min...