The latest from PJTexas
Me: So, last night, I had this crazy dream- Mom: Oh yeah? So did Martin Luther King, Jr. And he got shot right after, so don't say that too loudly.
*After moving away for college, talking with my mom* Mom: How are things? What have you been up to, college boy? Me: Killed a hooker, selling lots of drugs, eating live kittens, and I voted for a democrat. Mom: You had better NOT have voted democrat!
