Pete1146

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2016 at 2:03 PM

Ohai Pete1146 Meowy Catmus *bonks* http://cheezburger.com/8997982976

By SovaPlum on Dec 25, 2015 at 10:53 PM

SURPRISE!!! http://cheezburger.com/8598487296

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2015 at 4:29 PM

Ohai Pete1146! Meowy Catmus http://cheezburger.com/8598144256

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2014 at 1:35 PM

Ohai Pete1146! U habs bin warned! http://cheezburger.com/8410234368

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2013 at 3:58 PM

Ohai Pete1146! Meowy Catmus http://cheezburger.com/7971012352

By Pete1146 on Mar 21, 2013 at 8:24 PM

I'm glad u liked the snow and tunes-- it's always safer for cats to stay off of hot tin roofs! Take care putty tat.

By SovaPlum on Mar 20, 2013 at 10:01 PM

To Mr Constable Pete1146. Ai iz Fanta! My Nummy iz Sova Plum. Ai lubs mai box ov sno it is grate weh putit in nexthows2us big sno keeps fingy. Ai lubs teh musics yew sended! Weh has bin pwaktice dansin to it but Nummy saes "No dansin oan teh roof @ nite!" Fank yew fank yew weh is goein to habs teh ONLEE sno@aPurrMiztvah eva! *puts paws on screen, transmitts telepathic head bonk*

By Pete1146 on Mar 20, 2013 at 11:16 AM

Thanks for the invite--please find enclosed on the transporter pad 1 cubic metre of snow and digital copy of "Fiddler on the Roof" L'chaim!

By SovaPlum on Mar 19, 2013 at 7:34 PM

To Constable Pete1146. Ai is Tabini. Sova Plum is mah Nummy. Ai is make delivery http://cheezburger.com/7151390208. Nummy saes "Please send moar sno fur teh partee?"

By Pete1146 on Mar 18, 2013 at 8:02 PM

Well done my dear and thanks however I hate to admit it but........been there; done that before. Maybe not so drastic but a truly EDP has more strength than you can imagine sometimes and get themselves into the damndest situations. That's when you get hurt---trying to make sure they don't get hurt but doing it to yourself in the process. Sorry if the snow I beamed over to you melted on the transporter pad--don't worry...we're getting more YUCK!!! Hugs and kisses.....Pete

By SovaPlum on Mar 17, 2013 at 3:19 PM

Ohai Pete! Your last msg gave me an idea. So here's some thing for you Station's Wall Of Weird! http://cheezburger.com/7144488448 Assuming, of course, this is weird enough.

By Pete1146 on Mar 16, 2013 at 10:44 PM

It's a cold st. patty's day here so I'll try and beam u some snow!! Plenty of drunk idiots here all spoiling for a fight so its a bit distracting. Thanks for the goodies and congrats. Hope the heat & drought break for you real soon and you can have some comfort at last! Take care my dear

By SovaPlum on Mar 16, 2013 at 8:50 PM

Ohai Pete! Lap okupyed by cat. Typing v akward. 2 FP = 2 VC *blows cat hair off two rumballs, puts back coconut icing, rolls rnmballs down interwebby tube* Is extrem hot here. Nrth Is now drought zone! Some rain today. Just enough to make day sauna like. Some of my cheeze pals have transporters and have been sending me snow. Hint hint hint. I send sun warmed things in return. Hint Hint Hint. No pressure. ok now the cats sitting on the mouse. Gimme a mo . . . . . . . gottit

By Pete1146 on Mar 10, 2013 at 10:38 AM

Thanks for the goodies my dear. Hope some relief from the heat arrives soon and you can at least have some comfort. Yes we have had some good snowfall and cold temps but a lot has finally started to melt but its only still March so who knows what the rest of the month will bring. It's always good to hear from you and I hope you have a good week!

By SovaPlum on Mar 9, 2013 at 3:49 PM

P.S. Gamma wont let me fave your FPs! RATZ! I'll try again later.

By SovaPlum on Mar 9, 2013 at 3:48 PM

Ohai Pete! You've had at least 3 FPs since I last checked in with you! Well done you clever boy. I'm sweltering in 27 degrees of awfulness right now. Soon off to the movies with niece and nephew to escape from the heat of the day. With icy cold treats included. Seeing as you're probably snow bound I've baked you some appropriate Victory Chocies *hollows out three doughnuts, fills with brandy chocolate paste, glazes with chocolate, sprinkles with crushed walnuts, places in box, seals with duct tape, places on transporter, presses Make It So* You might want to have these after a shift as I use real brandy, not that flavouring rubish.

By Pete1146 on Mar 7, 2013 at 11:25 PM

Hope things have finally cooled off for you--last time we talked you sounded like all was melting away. Hope you and the kiddies are well.

By Pete1146 on Jan 28, 2013 at 8:31 AM

Thanks yet again my dear for all the Matrix loot and compliments. They are much appreciated and as for that other guy---yes I have seen him while on patrol but I avoid him because he has a bad catittude. Cheers for now!

By SovaPlum on Jan 26, 2013 at 5:06 PM

Ohai Pete! Oh wow! I just dropped by to contratz you for the DYI PF 2 days back and what do I find? Three more! You are so on a roll. I especially enjoyed that Grumpy Cat one. I love Tarda Sauce. Here are some VCs to go with those FPs *Pours hot chocolate into four thermoses, adds marshmallows and mint-chips to each, pours rum into one flask, whiskey into another, brandy into the third, Drambuie into the fourth, places all onto transporter pad, presses Make It So* There, lets see if you can tell which drinkie is which! BTW. Have you seen this guy on your patrol route? http://cheezburger.com/7007558656

By SovaPlum on Jan 15, 2013 at 2:03 PM

A Shiny platinum tiara? OOOOH Hey now! Pete, what did I just tell you about expensive gifts? It's the thought that counts not the Shiny price tag! Shiny ooooh Shiny. . .um what was I saying? Oh yes. The Shiny tiara is Shiny ooh lovely of Shiny course ooh Shiny but Shiny Shiny Shiny you didn't Shiny Shiny Shiny Shiny ooh Shiny Shiny Shiny

By Pete1146 on Jan 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM

Platinum tiara-- energize.

By SovaPlum on Jan 12, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Ohai Pete! Seeing as Aus and NZ are in the same sparsely populated hemisphere mix pus are inevitable. I'm not one to get all irate over the matter. I also don't care if someone calls Russell Grow a Kiwi or an Aussie! Your friend has picked a rotten time to migrate, though. Raging bush-fires, heatwaves and aronists. Strewth, as the Aussies say. And never mind the expensive presents. All presents are gratefully received!

By Pete1146 on Jan 12, 2013 at 5:41 PM

Well to me it's the same general neck of the woods but its actually the land of Aus. Now I realize NZ is a TOTALLY different thing (I've known enough kiwis over the years to realize I'm taking my life in my hands when you even hint comparing the two) but to me they are way closer to each other than here!! I would prefer NZ myself if i had to choose! I also appreciate the compliments and wish I could beam you something flashy and expensive but apparently in the future there's no money and people are More into knowledge. Hope you somehow manage to keep cool kid!!

By SovaPlum on Jan 12, 2013 at 2:20 PM

Ohai Pete! When you say your friend has moved down to "that" neck of the woods, did you mean New Zealand? If so he is most welcome to join our diverse Constabulary. Advise him to apply to Northland Region as that will give him the best of sub-tropical weather. Not so many firestorms, tropical hurricanes or droughts. Tornados, alas. but you can't have everything. Right now it's so blazingly hot, most mornings I am eager to get to work (evening shifts) that I might worship at the feet of our mighty fans. Now here's some Victory Choccie for your FPs. I especially liked Uhura's professional attitude! *adds papirka, brandy and cream to a flask of hot choccolate, places on transporter attachment to fax machine, presses Make It So*

By Pete1146 on Jan 7, 2013 at 8:50 AM

Sorry to say but it's been frickin' cold here lately. A good pal of mine just left the service to move down to that neck of the woods because his wife got a great job offer down there. I think he might try and join up with a police force down there. If he does--good for them because he was excellent. He was rubbing the whole summer in winter thing in our faces. Try and stay cool (poor baby ;)) and think of me turning blue up here because some numty doesn't know how to drive in the snow!!

By SovaPlum on Jan 5, 2013 at 2:12 PM

Ohai Pete! WHAT!?!?!? No Fatalities? Why that's just Awsome! I guess that stereotype about Canadians being nicer really is true! Here things have not gone so well. And the holiday period isn't officially over until the 6th. I wonder if it is because of the stewing hot weather? Heat plus humidity could make anyone cranky but, I'm sorry to report, Kiwis have been particularly irate this year. 8-(. On a better note. At least 2 more FPs for you since last I counted. Catch *fires two orange chocolate covered nut clusters through webby tubes* As for me, niece, nieces buddy and I are off to the movies. First class way of avoiding the heat of the day. Happee Sundog!

By Pete1146 on Jan 1, 2013 at 6:45 PM

Thanks my dear and all the best for you & the kiddies in the shiny New Year! I was working it last night & early this morning & it was a total gong show-- one assault call after another but at least no fatalities. If it weren't for booze, sex & drugs I wouldn't have job so it's a catch22. Needless to say my mates & I are thoroughly exhausted and after tonight looking for a few days off. Cheers!

By SovaPlum on Jan 1, 2013 at 2:06 PM

Ohai Pete1146! I'm greatly relieved Santa hasn't given up on your entire town. No doubt there was something for the Constant Constable as well. I see you have not one but two FPs. Well done! Have two leftover rum-balls. These are proper rum-balls, made with brandy, so have 'em after work. *rolls two rum-balls down the inter webby tube* And have a Happee Nu Beer!

By Pete1146 on Dec 30, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Despite my worst fears the Old Boy did stop and throw a few presents our way. He stopped out front of the station, shook his head, said "Blech!" And tossed them over. I was really expecting a firestorm of flaming coals & some general Krampus vengeance seeing so many people were a little too "handsy" this year. Hope yours was a good one!

By SovaPlum on Dec 29, 2012 at 1:23 PM

Ohai Pete1146! Well it's post Christmas and I'm dying to know. Did Santa by-pass your town? Are you really THAT nawty? Surely you saw His Jollyness when out on patrol? REASSURE ME!