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Dear Lord, Thank You...nom...for...the food... nom nom that I am...nom.....about...nom...to receive...

Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of those whose lives they saved.

LIBERALS

SRSLY PPL!!! Dis nawt teh CIA; dis nawt teh FBI, dis iz ICHC. Yoo spoze 2 STOP pikkin awn eech uddr, an maek funnee pikcherz an haz FUN!!! Y nawt TRY IT??? U miet LIEKS IT!?!?

You can get these by the box? Did you keep the receipt?

cushioned vibrating neck rest with heat $29.97 at Walmart

DA FANTUM OF DA OPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HA HAH HAHA Dude..HAHAHA...STOP HAHAHA...UR KILLING ME!

I found this on The crying thing you brot home

Herfy Berfdey

Yes nana I love that pink sweater

UFO Kitten Comes in peace

Looks like Happy New Year Got a little too happy for Sam.

I'm being eaten alive by a demonic shopping bag And you're taking my picture??!!

Rule no.1: When deciding where to put the new bed, first check for napping kitteh.

i didn't hit you.. i just high-fived ur face..

Buy teh scout cookiez Or i BITE yoo.

Mugshot

Ask me if I care....

Much to his chagrin, Bosley's daily routine of bolting around the house and launching himself into an empty tub was rudely disrupted by Cecilia's decision to take a nice warm bath

Mom! The baffwater runnin!! It's okay Jack, be strong...

DRY CLEAN ONLY

ROCK THE CATSPAW! ROCK THE CATSPAW!

Hairball Control Now available at all Walmart Stores

Evercrummy & Itch

I'z only a kitteh, & I stayz in meh place... Up der on ur chair, on ur bed or ur face! I'z only a kitteh, & I don finick much... I'z happee wit gushy fud, cheezburgers & such!

Lookit dat! I has a sok!

Hrrmm. . . you smell of spagettis... and a tramp

Sry... but me donts see a sno angel

I haz a flowur fur yu, but...

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