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Dad: That guy is dumber than a box of rocks with all the smart rocks taken out.
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When your mother calls you a "son of a bitch" during an argument, don't try to be smart and point...
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Today while at the store a middle-aged man walking ahead of me tripped and fell flat. I went ove...
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When I was eighteen, I worked at a department store. One of my store manages was a quiet older g...
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mom- do you have a strapless bra for your dress? me- no... sister- she can borrow mine. mom- i...
