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Breaking News - Basement Cat minions found working at Microsoft.

This is the image of himself your cat has in mind as he attacks your bunny slippers from the back of the sofa.

Welcome home! How was your vacation? Wait ... why are you looking at me like that? It's me, Spunky! What do you mean by "did you eat my steroids?" Oh crap, you mean those weren't my vitamins?!!

War, Famine Pestilence, Death Now in gift basket!

Deer Custumur: Ur evil haz been pakt wif caer. If ur evil has been borked in transit, pleez call 1-800-BASE-MNT...

Uh, Ceiling Cat?

ACSESS DENIED. ACSESS DENIED! SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON ACTIVATED.

what you means you like long walks on the beach and candlelight conversations ? You sits around here in your underwear drinkin beer and watchin football all da time.

Finally. Car security that won't drain the battery and wake the neighbors

The face of a brave man...

No! I sed show us yur KITTIES!!

Mom! There's a monster in my closet!

Burbon St. Balcony Kitteh Is shocked at your behavior

FOREIGN EXCHANGE PROGRAMS 2

I don't do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy

HOW TO TELL IF IT WAS A GOOD PARTY . . .

Houston, we have lift off.

To remove face...

I'm bored. I wish there was something to do!

So... how long are you going to lay there bleeding?

Plz to open door. Not that I sure I wants to go out, I wants to stand in open doorway and thinks about whether I wants to go out. It's a kitteh thing. You wouldn't understand.

VICTORY

Typical teenage boy. He's supposed to use the computer for homework. Instead, he's looking at tail.

HOGWARTS POST OFFICE

Nylonleasetosis

ground control to major tom ... time for nom

Noooooooooo Mommy! No Pee Wifout Us! U Maybe Fall In! Den Who Feed Us?!

Okay, Ladie! Where do you want these box springs? I have a whole truck to unload and time is money.

It will all come out in teh end

You know you should have fed him earlier.

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