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Breaking News - Obama has "misgivings" about proposed Skynet System

*sigh* I often feel like none of these douchebags understand a word I'm saying.

Oops! Wrong Rally!

On the First Day, Ceiling Cat said: "Let there be cushions." And there were cushions, and he saw that they were good.

Sorry, Dobby could not find the bathroom...

CHILD EXPLOITATION

So, Michelle, What do you say we both wear sweats tomorrow And watch all the fashion police totally freak out?

Get off the table!

I don't care what the dog says...the couch did not eat the last two cats that lived here.

See? It goes in one ear and DOESN'T go out the other!

Now, prepare to witness the power of this fully operational battle station!

GIRLS

Damn. That Winehouse chick freaks me out.

You know it's a movie when everyone is sitting on one side of the table for no apparent reason.

BROMANCE

No, YOU look gay!

It Appears That Lewd Male Child Molesting Heterosexual Baptists Are Off The Hook

Breaking News - American Conservatives horrified by disregard for royal protocol, which America disregarded circa 1776

Proof that not all blondes are dumb - Some are dumb, obnoxious, racist, psyhcotic, hate-filled, lying scumbags also

Biggest mistake ever in 3...2...

Cleverness Here

CAN OF WHOOP ASS

The door is ajar The door is ajar The door is ajar The door is ajar The door is ajar The door is ajar...

Your Kung Fu is no good. I wrote a little song about it. It goes a little something like this.

You ride to war, but not to victory.....Mr. Anderson.

Seriously, is the entire prop department blind?

The next wise guy who calls me Hagrid is gonna get my violin shoved up his @$$, ok?

JOCKS CALLED ME A GEEK IN HIGH SCHOOL,

PULL MY FINGER!

i comes to plunder yer living room

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