Rocket_Raccoon

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 6:36 PM

No no, umm... Something about a spider ? Hmm.. Oh, right ! Spider Man. Dude's a jerk !

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM

*rolls eyes* Captain America? I swear, my team pledges themselves to defending a galaxy, he just defends this puny section of Earth, and he's STILL more famous than us.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:43 PM

Of course. *Laughs, then looks at you seriously* That is, until the Doctor took my last sustainable power source for it... *Looks at you cheerfully* But, don't worry, I made another one ! *Looks at you, grimly* Then this stupid guy in red and blue tights took it...

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM

So...*sighs* you wouldn't happen to have any sort of inter-universal teleporter, would you?

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:32 PM

*Chuckles* Very true.

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:28 PM

Earth-616, also know as Earth Prime but I get the feeling every universe likes to call themselves the primary universe.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:25 PM

*Rolls eyes and opens my face mask* I only tell people because everypony is too bucking afraid to even look in my direction. *Chuckles* But enough about me, what universe/dimension are you from, then ?

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM

Guess it's just a bunch of crap that hasn't happened here. *holsters my gun* And yep, Iron Man, or Tony Stark because despite being a genius you're stupid enough to tell everyone in the flarking galaxy your identity. I'm Rocket Raccoon, and there's no alias of mine that you're gonna get.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:19 PM

Midlife crisis ? ~What the buck is he talking about~ Alright, well, I would assume that any version of me would be sexy as hell... *Grins cockily* I assume you are talking about the man known as "Iron Man", yes ? *Lowers my repulsor beam*

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:17 PM

Well, I know an uglier, hairless, two legged version of you. You teamed up with the guardians of the galaxy a few times when you went on that weird, midlife crisis space travel phase.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 5:14 PM

You're right, I don't know you. How do you know me ?

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:57 PM

Oh, I don't know, probably so I'd be out of the way for his freaking destruction of earth that he's trying to do, because he's got such a hard on for his imaginary grim reaper friend. *chuckles* And clearly you don't know me, or you wouldn't be calling me harmless.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:51 PM

*Doesn't even flinch* Uh huh ? And why did he do that ? *The repuslor beam lights up* You look pretty harmless... Ya know, except for the gun.

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:50 PM

*almost reflexively, I draw a pistol* And I guess you don't know me in this universe...*sighs* Alright then, guess you could still help. You know Thanos, right? Big purple asshole? Well he threw me in this world coupla days ago.

By Iron_Pony on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:46 PM

And who are you exactly ? *Points my repulsor beam at you*

By Rocket_Raccoon on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:45 PM

What th- Tony!? Didn't expect to see you here, but I gotta say I'm glad you are. Or should I call you *snickers* pony Tony...