Rufus_T_Firefly

By jlandis on Jun 4, 2012 at 8:59 PM

Nawt boring! Cute! The best LOL's come from happy places, and memories are great ones. Thanks for sharing this one!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on Jun 4, 2012 at 8:33 PM

Very odd story how that popped into my mind. I used to do magic when I was young, and part of what I did for kids was making balloon animals. It just popped into my mind to see if I could remember how to make some of them. Well, I made a balloon mouse and I suddenly remembered the joke i used to make about it being a Chines mouse because you could see his mousie tongue. I though, Shoot! I need to put that in a LOL. OK, boring story over now!

By jlandis on Jun 4, 2012 at 8:13 PM

I hazza happy for you! Izza very funny LOL, and is getting great votes already -- including mine!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on Jun 4, 2012 at 7:45 PM

Woot! Woot! My kitty LOL made it to da voting page! I never haz a kitty LOL voted on before! I haz a happy nao!

By jlandis on May 21, 2012 at 3:03 AM

ROFL! Your memory is too good for me! I should have offered some pajamas for one of your elephants, but that might not have properly embodied your classic line. Still would have given buyerbware a right hearty chuckle though! Hope you have a wonderful week (and some Dandy iced tea) ahead!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 20, 2012 at 10:28 PM

An elephant, hmmmmmmmmmmmm. In your previous missive you stated you refusal to clean up after any animal larger than a horse, and now you try to foist an elephant off on me? Madam, I am shocked to my very core. It is obvious that your sole reason for trying to pawn this beast off on me is to get him cleaned up. You may wash your own elephant!

By jlandis on May 19, 2012 at 6:16 AM

I could trade you an Elephant for some Pajamas, or we could both just send them to buyerbware and let HIM puzzle it out! :)

By jlandis on May 18, 2012 at 10:46 PM

ROFL!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 18, 2012 at 12:47 PM

We here in Freedonia would never think of parting with Dandy Don. Who else would we get to brew our iced tea?

By jlandis on May 18, 2012 at 8:23 AM

I found you an Umbrage. Wanna trade for a Dandy Don? :)

By jlandis on May 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM

You resemble that remark to such a degree that in the Dictionary of Cheez, "wackadoo" is simply defined with the URL of your Dashboard. LOVE the Farewell LOL -- it's a Dandy! A great one to you too!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 16, 2012 at 9:56 AM

Wackadoo? Madam, I'll have you know that I resemble that remark! I would take umbrage, but I'm all out of umbrage. I made a new LOL as a farewell to the collectibles, but as the reference made is from the 70's I greatly doubt too many folks will "get it." Still. I just popped in to say, "Hello, I must be going." Have a great one!

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 10:03 PM

You have made it a treat, dear sir. I've sincerely enjoyed every encounter with you, and in all the madness, you have remained an unfailingly good-natured and hilarious help. You are a total wackadoo, and a sincere treasure of Cheezland!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 15, 2012 at 9:42 PM

As the collectibles era passes into oblivion, let me extend my thanks for your help in completing my collection, and those of so many others. RTF

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 15, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Not at all. I was glad to help.

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 4:54 PM

I'm so grateful I can't even try to be funny. Thank you very, very much!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 15, 2012 at 4:50 PM

It give me great pleasure to bestow upon you (to pass on to your worthy friend) the High and Noble Order of the Thermometer. Hold it not in vain lest ye wind up on reality television. Please extend my congratulations.

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 4:32 PM

GOOD SIR! May I please call upon your Surgeon General to supply the promised Thermometer for jennybookseller?! (http://profile.cheezburger.com/jennybookseller/Collectibles) Bless all of Freedonia!!!

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 6:33 AM

According to the hammies, the stinkier the better. Thank you, good Sir!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 15, 2012 at 6:30 AM

I regret that we had only one extra broccoli in the larder (we only eat it in Chinese food you see.) We did , however, have a few extra chunks of cheese around which we glad to send. (We were particularly glad to send that one rather aged chunk of Limburger.) Enjoy!

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 2:12 AM

Will do! I'm actually collecting Broccoli and Cheeeese for my rodent rescue/rehab here, if you think you could get them through Customs? Thank you!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 14, 2012 at 2:55 PM

Collectibles are almost over. Do you know anyone who is collecting multiples? If so, have them friend me and they can have any extras I have.

By jlandis on May 12, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Bless you! I don't mind banging away at the unlikely, but you've just promised the impossible! You'll be the first to know, ahead of even the recipient herself!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 12, 2012 at 9:26 PM

From the Presidential Palace, Freedonia, Greetings! The Surgeon General of Freedonia, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, has assured me that he is willing to ship one thermometer in order to complete your friend's collection. Just let me know when.

By jlandis on May 12, 2012 at 9:08 PM

Hello again, President Firefly! Once again I am here on behalf of Cheezland to beg Freedonia's assistance, with the May 15the deadline fast approaching. I'm within just a handful of items needed to complete a Cheezfriend's collection. (It would have been a great deal easier to have met her last month, except I didn't know her then.) One of the items still needed is a Thermometer. Would one of yours be available if I can get the other seven items in place on time? I would be sufficiently grateful to offer my services as shovel-girl behind your next parade. (Horses only, nothing bigger. I'm grateful, not crazy.)

By jlandis on May 11, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Our own General Direction (nasty windbag that he is) has agreed, making this the easiest nuclear treaty we've ever signed! Many thanks!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on May 11, 2012 at 6:49 PM

Greetings from the Freedonian Ministry of War, Rascalry, and General Mischief. We are sending you one Celeb Bomb in the 100 megaton range, nuclear variety. The one proviso we attach is that it not be used on any of the celebs from the shows we watch. Any "celeb" from the "reality" shows is fair game.

By jlandis on May 11, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Greetings to Freedonia! May I please trouble you for a Celeb Bomb, good sir? I should think it's use would be self-evident. Less said, and all that. :)

By jlandis on Apr 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM

We've missed you, kind sir! Bless you for yet again saving our collective butts. (Have you ever tried collecting those? People are quite loath to part with them.) Thank you very much for your aid, and do take good care!

By Rufus_T_Firefly on Apr 26, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Greetings from Freedonia! I apologize for the tardiness in filling your requests, but since the collectibles went away I no longer frequent ICHC on a regular basis. As per your request we have freed 2 telemarketers from our dungeon, telemarketing being a felony in Freedonia, and dispatched them under the supervision of Serious Cat with a briefcase loaded with the items you requested. Best Wishes! RTF