Sans_The_Skeleton

By .Pinkie-Pie on Apr 22, 2016 at 2:02 PM

(Sorry it's taken me so long to reply, I was training for King Sombra's stair climbing contest and I felt that I really needed to step up my game. There are quite a few deer entered into the same contest, it's really staggering. I don't think I'll do great in my trigonometry class, because my teacher always talks in sine language. Would you like to see my candy cane collection? Don't touch it though, I like to keep it in mint condition! *giggles*)

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Apr 13, 2016 at 10:44 AM

(I'll do my best to mustard together what few puns I can, though you may not relish them as much. I hadn't heard from you in so long that I thought you had given up the ghost. I'm glad that you got the spirit to continue, however it's not polite to keep a ghoul waiting. ^_^)

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Mar 6, 2016 at 7:11 AM

(*guffaws loudly* Well, they do tend to come rather naturally to me, maybe it has something to do with all the pun-ch I drink!? *removes a full glass from my mane and guzzles it in one gulp* I'd offer you some, but I don't think you have the stomach for it. *giggles* I'm just giving you a good rib-bing, here you go! *removes another full glass and offers it to you*)

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By Blood_Moon on Mar 5, 2016 at 1:56 PM

Doesn't matter to me.

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By Not_Jane on Mar 5, 2016 at 3:37 AM

"Nope. But I do enjoy the little chats we have when you feel like you could get your words through. It's nice that someone realizes what is going on"

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Mar 5, 2016 at 2:56 AM

(*chortles* I met a match once, but there just wasn't a spark to ignite a conversation. Usually it's jokes like ours that get groaned at and we get told to go away and not come back until to-marrow. but I have a tendon-cy to love them!)

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By Asriel_Dreemurr on Mar 4, 2016 at 3:17 PM

Ok...

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By Blood_Moon on Mar 4, 2016 at 3:07 PM

In that case, one unit of hamburgers then.

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By The_Rioulu on Mar 4, 2016 at 1:14 PM

(More or less!)

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By Qwertzuy on Mar 4, 2016 at 11:44 AM

Oh, give me a break before I fall dead laughing! Your jokes are always the Payet Best (a character from the webcomic Guilded Age)!

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By Not_Jane on Mar 3, 2016 at 10:08 PM

I smirk "I'll have the best time."

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Mar 3, 2016 at 9:10 PM

(*snickers* These are great! You've got a real funny bone for sure! Believe me because I speak the tooth! *smiles wide*)

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By Blood_Moon on Mar 3, 2016 at 3:53 PM

Vodka. How much for a bottle?

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By Asriel_Dreemurr on Mar 3, 2016 at 3:29 PM

Im confused...

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By Asriel_Dreemurr on Mar 3, 2016 at 2:27 PM

Uh, whos napstablook?

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By Not_Jane on Mar 3, 2016 at 8:55 AM

"Fixing everyone's problems gets so... Boring. I've done it again and again and again. At one point, well, I got curious... And I found it a lot more interesting"

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By The_Rioulu on Mar 2, 2016 at 10:26 PM

(I had some problems, so I had to go aswell.)

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By Qwertzuy on Mar 2, 2016 at 12:55 PM

Hey Sans, how's it going?

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By Blood_Moon on Mar 2, 2016 at 12:33 PM

*Follows, still tense*

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Mar 2, 2016 at 12:28 PM

(*snort laughs* I just love puns! Could you tell me a femur? ^_^)

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