The latest from Sargey4life
You can't Copy + Paste words from the screen into your book, no matter how many times you try. #LFMF
Great: Listen to music while showering. Good: Still listen to it while shaving. Bad: Start automaticly whipping your head to a great rocksong when you use a straight razor
Correct: The gentleman who provides the voice for Elmo is a surprisingly attractive individual. Incorrect: Dude, Elmo's voice is sexy! #LFMF
(Mom washing dishes): Who didn't wash this plate?! If I find out who you are, I'm going to come into your bedroom and suffocate you with a pillow... Okay, half suffocate you. Enough to scare you so you will pee your bed and learn your lesson.
