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When your mother calls you a "son of a bitch" during an argument, don't try to be smart and point out the irony. Trust me. #LFMF
Me: My boyfriend is beginning to look like a cross between Abe Lincoln and a wolf-man Dad: So he'll be nice while he eats you. (face turns pale) I mean devours... rips you open... NONE OF THESE WORDS ARE GOOD! Me:...
