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ShapelyFatArse

Cats Are People Too

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Calm down, Fred. No use getting all angry and worked up. He's a dog. He'll do dog things.

Calm down, Fred. No use getting all angry and worked up. He's a dog. He'll do dog things.

Winston finally had to concede he might have put on a little weight over Catmas

Winston finally had to concede he might have put on a little weight over Catmas

"Edgar, I don't CARE if she's almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She'll be home in ten minutes!"

"Edgar, I don't CARE if she's almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She'll be home in ten minutes!"

I don't care what the dog says...the couch did not eat the last two cats that lived here.

I don't care what the dog says...the couch did not eat the last two cats that lived here.

single white female lolcat enjoyz readin, long waks on da beach, and eatin spiders

single white female lolcat enjoyz readin, long waks on da beach, and eatin spiders

Did you see it!? The sky fell... it fell and squishted me!

Did you see it!? The sky fell... it fell and squishted me!

Leroy suspected a trap, but hey...c'mon...fuzzy chicken on a string!

Leroy suspected a trap, but hey...c'mon...fuzzy chicken on a string!

yeah, yeah, the power of basment compels me... whateveh, fred

yeah, yeah, the power of basment compels me... whateveh, fred

Poor husband kitteh

Poor husband kitteh

Mike soon regretted the day he swallowed a magnet.

Mike soon regretted the day he swallowed a magnet.

Bob drove home slowly, deep in thought; he'd made up his mind...

Bob drove home slowly, deep in thought; he'd made up his mind...

Hello! My name is Jeff, and I'm a loloholic.

Hello! My name is Jeff, and I'm a loloholic.

...but Bob, only a HORRIBLE sadist would pretty up a torture chamber with such a festive curtain!

...but Bob, only a HORRIBLE sadist would pretty up a torture chamber with such a festive curtain!

Beanie didn't like his "new brother". Besides stinking of fabric softener, he was a further obstacle to getting the inheritance.

Beanie didn't like his "new brother". Besides stinking of fabric softener, he was a further obstacle to getting the inheritance.

Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.

Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.

Cindy never could smile naturally for the camera.

Cindy never could smile naturally for the camera.

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

"Ask me again if the cat's got my tongue, Herb! Ask me one more FREAKIN' time!!"

"Ask me again if the cat's got my tongue, Herb! Ask me one more FREAKIN' time!!"

And Barbra, barbra, listen-- it's definitely a fixer upper but have you SEEEEEEN the storage space?? :D

And Barbra, barbra, listen-- it's definitely a fixer upper but have you SEEEEEEN the storage space?? :D

They say itz a sound only we can hear. IDK. I don't hear anything, Karl. Do u?

They say itz a sound only we can hear. IDK. I don't hear anything, Karl. Do u?

Randall didn't care what anyone said.

Randall didn't care what anyone said.

In his secret headquarters Fred worked diligently on his nefarious plans to take over the world for all catkind. His plans were brilliant, and evil, and brilliantly evil, and appeared to involve lots of naps and breaks for snacks.

In his secret headquarters Fred worked diligently on his nefarious plans to take over the world for all catkind. His plans were brilliant, and evil, and brilliantly evil, and appeared to involve lots of naps and breaks for snacks.

SIMON'S DISAPPOINTMENT WAS KEENLY FELT...

SIMON'S DISAPPOINTMENT WAS KEENLY FELT...

Too late, Edgar realized that he should have been more specific with his wish. A saucer OF MILK! Of MILK!!!

Too late, Edgar realized that he should have been more specific with his wish. A saucer OF MILK! Of MILK!!!

Mavis became a little concerned when the fleas discovered tactical nuclear weapons...

Mavis became a little concerned when the fleas discovered tactical nuclear weapons...

It was then, three days and seven hundred miles later, Ronald realised he'd left the stove on...

It was then, three days and seven hundred miles later, Ronald realised he'd left the stove on...

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