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Same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world!

Of course I want you to "love" your sister. But, boundaries, Luke. Boundaries.

i know what you are.. say it.. GAY!

b00bs

When Someone Says, "It isn't a popularity contest."

Um... The Czars weren't Commies. They had a revolution about that...

Dear God... Thank you for extinction. Amen.

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...

...he's not even ginger

I will name this one George

The guy in the back wants some of those Doritos.

What do you mean it's illegally parked?

SCI-FI GENIUS

More qualified than Dr. Phil

If I just had a rubberband, a paperclip, and some gum... Maybe I could get myself out of this meeting!

Sorry, the monkeys are all on vacation...

I loves you dis much! It's actually more, but this is as far as my arms will go

Call 1-800-LOLCATS for same-day delivery! Much cuter and lasts longer than flowers.

Lemme guess... Still cooler than the Jonas Bros. right? NEW MATERIAL, people!!!

Hold on! Dorothy just murdered my sister, robbed her corpse, and refuses to return what was never hers in the first place and which I only want to keep as a memento of my dead sibling

Okay mom, I godda go...

Ring, ring, ring. BANANA PHONE

At first I was afraid I was petrified

As a matter of fact, Pimping IS easy..

I'll pay you later, just keep her off me

Seriously.... Did they airbrush out her knee caps?!

Every year, over 5,000 innocent children are kidnapped by vengeful barbers in alleyways.

KERMIT THE FROG

HUGH LAURIE

Scully, I want to believe...I really do

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