Sleepingfenris

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Think about that next time you talk back.

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When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed... Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in? Dad: No, the ghosts got her. Night Night.

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I always suspected Mom was trying to poison me

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(After taking a bite of dinner) Me: This tastes funny. Mom: The bottle said the poison was suppose to be undetectable. Me: What? Mom: What?