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Just saw a neighbor jogging past my apartment. She looked behind her as if being chased. As soon as she was out of view I saw not 1, not 2, but 3 of her cats following along behind her, each of them appearing as soon as the last one was out of view. It totally MMD!
Today, I had my pet rats out playing while my boyfriend was on my computer. One of my girls stole some chaptstick from the desk and ran with it. My boyfriend went after her. She then proceeded to drop the chapstick behind the desk. While he bent down to get it, I heard him mumble that it was all a ploy so she could steal his coffee. When he stood back up, there was my rat, slurping down his coffee as quickly as she could. We determined that she was an evil genius and IMourD
My five-year-old is the smallest girl in her kindergarten class, and on the first day she came home feeling sad about being smallest. Being half Irish, I told her ,"It's your fairy blood - the more you have in you, the smaller you are!" Not only is she proud of her tiny-ness, but now all the kids in kindergarten at her school have compared how much fairy blood they have too - she's made it a meme! IMMD, and her year!
Two days ago I cut open my hand badly. That night I went to change the bandage and to my surprise, I fainted when the blood wouldn't stop. My husband caught me mid-fall; I woke up warm and comfortable in his arms while he quietly talked to me. He was saying "I'm with you, my old friend". He held me til I could move, then made me a doctor's appointment and drove me there, and stayed by my side through it. Then he bought me cheesecake. Best husband in the world MMD.
My controlling ex (who I had been dating for a month!) sold my guitar which cost me 500 and ages to save for for 50 as he said I loved it more than him. I dumped him, and managed to track down the guy he sold it to. The guy was really sweet, and gave it back on the condition I have coffee with him. Now we are engaged to be married!
I was out shopping with my infant son today, a woman made a disparaging remark about "unwed teenage mothers." Being mistaken for a teenager was enough to make my day, but the look on her face when I told her I was married and almost 30 was absolutely priceless. Totally MMD!
