Superior_Spiderman

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:13 AM

*snickers* ~Ponies using locomotion...~ I see, well then I suppose I'll be off to visit them.

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:05 AM

I see. Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you. The castle is in Canterlot. There's a train directly from here to there

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:00 AM

I've heard that the leaders of this land may have a method of transportation back to universe 616, my place of origin.

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:59 AM

...why do you want to know?

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:58 AM

Which would be located...

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:52 AM

The castle.

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:51 AM

I see, and where would I find these "alicorns"?

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:31 AM

(Shiiiiit) the four alicorn princesses

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:26 AM

(Here's what they look like in the comics, they're so cool! http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111116523/3198797-photo-2.png ) Indeed, so what can you tell me about this equine world, who is in charge?

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:19 AM

Most impressive. Impressive indeed

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:17 AM

Unfortunately all I have on me at the moment to exhibit is one of cruder, more combat oriented bionics, but I believe they are also impressive none the less. *four mechanical spider legs, ending in needle-thin points come out of a pod on my back and stab into the ground behind me, then lift me into the air while I cross my arms smugly*

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:13 AM

*smirk* it's truly amazing.

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:11 AM

Well then I suppose my world's present is superior even to the future of yours. *notices your eye and brings my face right up to your curiously* Wait a minute, your eye, it's bionic as well? I hadn't even noticed. I will say THAT one is impressive...something so intricate designed by hooves. ~It may even be better than the eyes I designed, although that's not saying much, since I was hardly in any state to be building such complex machinery at the time~

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:05 AM

It's from 5 years into the future.

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:04 AM

Eh, I've seen better, and constructed better myself. But still, I'll admit that compared to the generally primitive nature of this world it's ingenuitive.

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:00 AM

Moderatly?

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 7:57 AM

*walks up and forcefully pulls your wing out straight so I can look at it* Decent mechanics, issues with bodily rejection seem to have been dealt with nicely, *gives it a hard yank* firmly attached to the host's skeletal structure. It's moderately impressive for an equine.

By General_Dust on Dec 19, 2013 at 7:51 AM

*nods* that they are

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 7:49 AM

(So, wanna continue?)

By General_Dust on Dec 18, 2013 at 10:10 AM

(Wwwwhhhaaaa? *checks* T-T me sowwy...)

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 18, 2013 at 10:09 AM

(Sent you a message a while back, *sniffle* and you never responded! *bursts into tears*

By General_Dust on Dec 18, 2013 at 10:09 AM

(Hello?)

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 18, 2013 at 10:08 AM

(*ahem*)

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 18, 2013 at 7:37 AM

*a small robotic spider painted in Spider-Man's color pattern noticed you and starts to stare, and a few moments later I come swinging up* Are those bionic enhancements?