Superior_Spiderman

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:44 AM

yeah, sudden deceleration can be a bitch

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:29 AM

*more fake tears* Oh why did I have to be such an inferior Spider-man then? If I knew what I knew now I could have saved her!

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:27 AM

DUDE I'M SORRY!

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:25 AM

Uh...*starts to pretend sob*

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:18 AM

Huh... so how bout that gwen stacy falling off a bridge

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:15 AM

Because...I've become a stronger person?

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:11 AM

WAIT! how come you haven't either got mad or cried?

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:10 AM

*facepalms* ~I have a feeling Peter would have hated that.~

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:08 AM

uncle ben's...

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:06 AM

...I don't know, what is your favorite type of rice?

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 9:02 AM

what's my favourite type of rice?

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:51 AM

*sigh* What?

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:36 AM

Hey pete, i got a joke for ya

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:30 AM

*grumbles to myself in annoyance* Wade.

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 19, 2013 at 8:29 AM

YO PETEY!

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 18, 2013 at 11:58 AM

Yeah, i had to burn it. called me a red fuckhole

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 18, 2013 at 11:54 AM

Ah, well that would explain it. ~How does anyone put up with this insufferable imbecile?~

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 18, 2013 at 11:26 AM

nah. i did adopt a soccer ball and try to draw his face on it. didn't end well

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:33 PM

Punisher is here as well? ~If I recall correctly he is somewhat of an ally of Peter's...~

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:20 PM

don't ask man, workin in the thunderbolts is pretty hard. so i even it out with bets of how many times is punisher going to jump behind me so i take a bullet for him

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:19 PM

*looks at you strangely* I...see... *standing in awkward silence*

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:18 PM

(nom?)

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:08 PM

(IDK i'm poor as shit) aww man, that asshole owes me waffles

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:06 PM

*clicks a button on my eyes and looks around behind me* Not that I'm aware of... (Speaking of which, I wasn't sure in the last comic, did venom get ON Ock? It was hard to tell in the last panel. Eeeh, I'm so hyped about it though!)

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:04 PM

DUDE! Is venom here too? *trying to look behind you*

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 3:01 PM

*sigh* You know, on second thought, this place seems fitting for you. When I find my way back to world 616 don't expect me to take you with me.

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 2:57 PM

Hey, that bus fulla nuns had ninjas in it, i swear! (deadpool wouldn't notice. but ock would probably tone it down a bit)

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 2:54 PM

I see... ~As if I should have suspected anything less moronic...~ And no, I have simply gotten smarter. "Superior", if you will. Now under ordinary circumstances I would arrest a horrid criminal, but these circumstances are extraordinary, wouldn't you agree? (Think I'm going a little overboard with the douchey smart-talk? I'm not sure)

By _Deadpool_ on Dec 17, 2013 at 2:50 PM

yeah dude, it's like that time i licked an ARC reactor. you bin takin' elocution lessons?

By Superior_Spiderman on Dec 17, 2013 at 2:49 PM

*swings up takes a defensive position* Mr. Wilson? It is rather curious to find you here, although I get the inclination that you must be enjoying such..."colorful" surroundings...