Superior_Spiderman

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 12:12 PM

*looks at the spiderbot and then at you* BLECH, SHINY BUG DOESN'T LOOK CUDDLY, BUG THING SHOULD REALLY GET BETTER PET. MAYBE BALK FIND ONE FOR BUG THING AFTER BALK CRUSH! *pulls on the webbing again* (I have to get bed, continue later? ^_^)

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:59 AM

~No wait, I need to calm him! How do I calm him?~ *begrudgingly turns around and walks back up* But if you do you'll hurt my little friend. *hold up the spider-bot* He...uh...he's really nice, he likes to be pet. ~God I can't believe I have to stoop to talking down in this manner*

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:54 AM

*frees his other foreleg. Glares in your direction angrily* BALK COMING FOR YOU SOON BUG THING! BALK SMASH YOU GOOD!! *begins pulling at the webbing on his rear legs*

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:46 AM

*looks back* Blast it! His field of vision is restored! ~Come on, THINK! How do I retreat?~

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:36 AM

*manages to uncover one eye and looks around. Sees you attempting to flee* BUG THING NOT GET AWAY FROM CRUSHING THAT EASY! *flexes his muscles, snapping some of the webbing loose*

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:26 AM

~I think retreat is the best course of action here...~ *looks around to see there's nothing to swing off of, so I simply use my 3 remaining robotic limbs to clumsily and cowardly start running away*

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 11:03 AM

*uses his free leg and teeth to pull at the webbing still binding him* BLECH..STICKY STUFF TASTE NASTY! THAT MAKES BALK ANGRY!! *grows in size a bit*

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM

Not good! *I get swung around you until the arm breaks off in spray of sparks, sending me flinging off and tumbling painfully against the ground a few dozen yards away*

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 10:51 AM

*grabs blindly at your voice, catching hold of one of your mechanical arms. Grins* BALK THINKS IT'S TIME TO SMASH! *pulls on your arm like a whip*

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 10:38 AM

*laying on my back, using all my strength to try to hold you off from crushing me* W-Why you lumbering oaf! *four mechanical arms emerge from my back and shove you off back to your feet, and I grab the bot off your back as they do* ~Well, at least I think I got a skin sample...~

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 10:33 AM

*struggles to get free, slamming into a nearby tree, losing his balance, and falling onto you* PUNY BUG THING WILL BE HOOKED UP TO FANCY MACHINES WHEN BALK GET FREE!!

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 4, 2014 at 10:26 AM

Dammit! That's expensive equipment! ~Not to mention I only brought three of them with me here~ *runs up and jumps onto your head, spraying the rest of your body with webbing to try to hold you still*

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 4, 2014 at 9:49 AM

BUG THING BLIND BALK! *feels the robotic spider's drill and attempts to grab it with his hooves, but it's just out of reach* RAAAARRR! BALK CRUSH PUNY BUG! *swats the robotic spider with his tail, putting a good size dent in it as he pulls at the webbing around his eyes*

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 3, 2014 at 11:02 PM

*rolls eyes* I'll interpret that as me needing to take it by force... *sighs* This will only take moment. *without warning I shoot webbing over your eyes, and at that same instant a small robotic spider jumps on your back from behind and starts drilling into it*

By _The_Incredible_Balk on Jan 3, 2014 at 10:42 PM

*snarls* ANOTHER BUG THING!? BUG THING TALK FUNNY, MAKE BALK'S HEAD HURT!

By Superior_Spiderman on Jan 3, 2014 at 8:59 AM

*swings up* ~Ugh, as if it weren't bad enough, that lumbering green buffoon is here as well, in equine form no less...~ *lands in front of you* Banner, or whatever your name is here, if you can control those animalistic urges for a moment I'd like to take a blood sample to compare to our own "hulk".