I got into an argument with this at school. She was of the opinion that Twilight was better than Harry Potter. Her reasoning? Harry Potter's characters had too much personality, while Twilight's characters were blank and boring enough that she could put herself in their places. #LFHerF
If you happen to work in EMS, make sure that you turn your ambulance's stereo down as you arrive at each call. Fate has a sense of humor, but the hospice patient you're transporting won't when the first thing he hears blaring from the speakers is the chorus of "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Do not disassemble is a warning, not a challenge. #LFMF