#LFMF
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Never put perfume on before going to a Garden Center. #LFMF
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If you're horseback riding and in the process of falling off of the horse while it is running, do...
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When working at the office, remember that Bill is short for William. When a very important client...
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Good Idea: Study to become an accountant. Bad Idea: Play too much Team Fortress 2 as a spy. Bad...
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Never listen to the Dubstep Nyan Cat. You will be addicted, and where are my pants? #LFMF
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When frying potatoes in a skillet with oil, ALWAYS remember to wear pants. #LFMF
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Never eat a whole bag of prunes. #LFMF
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Never shave your genitals with a dull razor, even if it is your last one. #LFMF
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Never ironically shout out "WHERES THE DRUGS ALREADY!" When you are on a crowded train station. P...
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When you're walking backwards and you hear your friend's dad says "boink", don't keep walking. Yo...
