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the REAL cause of crop circles

I sed a little off da top!

Pea Green Boat My Ass!

Your Honor, my client would like to request a dismissal on the basis of lack of evidence as during the last recess we eated all the evidence. I rest my case.

eat catnip dog saiz... see colors dog saiz when it stopz?

JIMMY! Whe gotta find him! Where does it go?

SOME MEN WILL TRY ANYTHING TO HIDE A BALD SPOT!

Too busy talking on the phone to feed me? I fix that.

ai finded a monster itz in da closet and itz name iz "Hoover"

Ai lubs u, man!

This is the first time he had ever seen his mother without her makeup on.

is springtime now please start up cheezburger machine

We sawz it on teh wide screen

After much consideration

Kitteh is brain fried after cramming for finals

I'll have none of your beak- young lady!

MOOMMM! dat peepin tom iz bak!

WAT DO U MEAN BY 'LET DEM EAT MICE'?

Breaking News - Child Brainwashed By Basement Cat

My name is Bambi. U killed my mother. Prepare to die!

Target lock aquired...... Lazers at full charge.... vaporizing new boyfriend that ate my cheeseburger in 3..2..1...

Dis iz Agent Paw to base camp Operashun "Oblivi8 Dog" iz a go.

Check mai tag Ai no fink ai dizwacher safz

I'm a mean, mean, scratching machine.

You'd like to use the blue blanket? Uh-huh, well I'd like to have my own checking account but that ain't happening either.

And a wun and a too

Librarian cat rules!

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

Somewhere in this city, a little boy wearing a red baseball cap thinks that I've forgotten about the rock he threw at me. Everybody has to take their hat off sometime Billy. I can wait.

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