What People Say
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Uncle: Don't leave angry. Just leave.
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(We're watching something about a man who was murdered) Mum: "May I turn off the tv?" Grandmoth...
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Dad (At the fridge): Do you want anything to drink? Me: yea can you grab me some milk? Dad: Ok ...
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Mom: (to me) Stop looking at the mirror when I'm talking to you! You're not even pretty!
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(Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...
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(on her way to bed for the night) Grandmother: If I go to sleep, wake me up so I can finish my nap.
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Mum: Is the little chinese warrior statue we got you working? Is he protecting you? Me: Umm... ...
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Mom: "I need to go put my pajamas on." Me: "..You already have em on." Mom: "Oh. Cool!"
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Mom: Its such a beautiful day we should go to prison!
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Mom: I learned how to swim when someone took me out in the lake and threw me off the boat. Me: M...
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*Look out window* Mom:Oh look, the neighbors got a kazoo. Me:What? No, that's a gazebo. Mom:Do...
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My Mother: Why are you drawing in your maths book? Me: It's Pi, Mum. My Mother: Where's the pie?
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Me: Hey Dad, look at that sign. It's upside down! Dad: Yeah, I guess that means watch out for f...
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Dad: Are you going to eat dinner? Me: I'm probably just going to make a sandwich. Dad: NO. A sa...
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Mom: Look, if he likes what he likes then he likes what he likes so just shut up and let him like...
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93-year-old grandma: I'm either going crazy or I'm losing my mind.
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Me: I just have a hard time absorbing the information from the Learners Handbook. Mom: Well, ask...
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Me: now that I'm ten and my brothers five I'll be two times older. Mom: aren't you always going ...
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Sister comes home from shopping. Dad: What's in the bag? Sister: It's a thesaurus. Dad: Is...
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Sister: Hey Mom, What's Anti-Pasta? Mom: It's kind of like the anti-Christ.
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Me: I can't believe that you didn't know the Sun was the largest thing in the solar system! Didn'...
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Me: Why don't you make me zucchini bread? Mom: Why don't you shut up?
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(After watching one of my theater performances) Me: "What did you think?" Dad: "I thought I was...
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Mom: My nose is cold... I need a nose mitten!
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Mom: Did you see any cute boys? Me: Mom! It's a family reunion! We're all related. Mom: So? You...
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Mom: It sure does get dark when the sun goes down
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Me: Hey, mom, I was thinking... Mom: Stop doing that.
