By
Unmouldeddoor3.0
on Oct 21, 2009
at 1:13 PM
Now, see, there you've made the key error of supposing that He exists. Though if He did, then this joke would make even more sense
God decided he needed a holiday.
One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget it," said God, "I went there 10,000 years ago and suffered from the most terrible sunburn."
Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied, "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my holy arse off."
A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst suggestion yet!" remarked God, angrily. "I went there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of knocking up some stupid Jewish girl!"
