By
_Bane_
on Aug 14, 2013
at 11:45 AM
This is the internet, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There’s a reason why this place is the worst hell on earth… Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the years has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy… So simple… And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have rustled their jimmies trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Cheezburger, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to keep their sites alive.
