_Benny_

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:43 AM

Perfect. Well good Night Melody

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:41 AM

I should be on, except for around 6am your time :P I was just about to say night xD

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:40 AM

Ok Well I'll assume you don't also, I got to go. My kindle died and i'm using one of the public computers :/ Will you be on in the morning?

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:34 AM

A) exactly and b) you don't know that xP

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:32 AM

Melody, you don't have a penis.

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:30 AM

Hey next week we'll be back to being an hour apart instead of two xD

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:29 AM

Omg xD my pubic hair is also longer than my penis xD

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:27 AM

Yeah, thats pretty much how it was. It's really hard not to laugh. His pubic hair was longer XD

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:25 AM

My friend, she was like "guess how big the penis of the guy I slept with on the weekend was." And she spreads her hand out as far as she can and brings them in closer and closer until they're like 10cm apart.

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:23 AM

You guys measured each other? XD

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:23 AM

And a tape measure

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:21 AM

Hmmm...I'm just gonna assume its got something to do with being naked in the marines.

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:19 AM

Do you REALLY want to see me explain this?

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:16 AM

Are Asian penises small? Actually...yeah, my friend once said that the asian guy she had sex with had a penis that was like 10cm once erect. So. But...how do you know that? o.O

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:13 AM

Oh yeah, i was gonna say it looks like your profile picture just got her first look at an Asian mans penis.

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:08 AM

Yup xD anyways *holdinh.a gun to our friendships forehead* you never finished that sentence!

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:07 AM

Like i said

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:06 AM

...that was Tara strong...

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:04 AM

Hot Twilight Sparkle cosplay. Oh yeah. Probably good idea i dont go to brony con

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 6:02 AM

Omg you'd hit on our friendship???

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:56 AM

(Id hit it.)

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:45 AM

When you come back and if it looks like I haven't been on cheezy for a bit, message me on the dagobah system; I'm probably playing a game

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:13 AM

This is what our friendship looks like: https://www.google.com.au/search?client=safari&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=6wk4U9mZOovVkwW54YHwCw&q=twilight+sparkle+cosplay+tara+strong&oq=twilight+sparkle+cosplay+tara+strong&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3...16529.24201.0.24748.18.14.0.0.0.0.814.4380.3j4j1j2j1j0j3.14.0....0...1c.1.38.mobile-gws-serp..15.3.1189.dsfx7udkMvE#biv=i%7C11%3Bd%7Cu_Gfxl-FTHk2yM%3A

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:10 AM

Trying to pull an all nighter :P so ill try xD ill fall asleep if I get bored though xD and ill look up what our friendship looks like xD

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:07 AM

Not helping. i need to see what it looks like. Also going to get some chicken.you going to still be on?

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 5:03 AM

Oh yeah, if I was lesbian I'd totally have a crush on our friendship

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 4:58 AM

Dude, our friendship actually has a living body? Is it hot?

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 4:53 AM

If you value our friendship, you will finish that sentence *holding a gun to our friendships forehead*

By _melody_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 4:52 AM

OMG dude I'm not changing anymore, you have no excuse to not be staring at my dashboard now! XD

By _Benny_ on Mar 30, 2014 at 4:50 AM

Your profile looks like you just saw the size of … actually never mind i won't finish that one. I value our friendship.