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Bai da tiem Grandpaw foun hiz gwasses, da Spoits Illwustrated Swimsootz show had don gon offz.

Waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy tu much tekeyla lass nite!

Wuts ur naem?

Jr. whoze u tawlkin tu?

Babeez -- eberfing goez en da mouf!

Ai seed da LOL u maed bowt fat kittehs. Ai wuz deeply hurt, at furs. But da two tons uf ice cweem ai ordurd wil maek up for ets. .

Hmmmm, ai feelz a ree giftin cumin own.

Dr. Tiny Cat sez no mor caffene for u. Et maeks u rite stoopid LoLs.

Dere wuz liddle gween men insied. Dey wuz delishuz!

Kid, u keepz flusin mai catnip toyez down da toylet, liddle kiddie mite hab tu goes bai bai. Capishez?

Es nawt a burf mark. Es a bootie mark. Es bery sexee.!

Yesh, yesh, iz giltee! Ai eeted awl da donutz! Wai es u mad? Ai savd u da holez.

Dis mai imitashunz uf a possum hissin! Ai wun furs pwace at da talanz contess at Skunk Holler las yer.

O yeh? Wel mai dad kan beetz ur dad wid wun paw tide behin hiz bak, stannin own wun leg, eeting a peeza. So dere!

Love Lession #34

Sweep Numbur Jeens Watz ur numbur? Minez es 34 long.

Ai cud hab swornd ai herz da canz openr.

Hai, u home earwee. Beforz u goez en da howse, jes wun fing Ai didn doz et.

Ai d-d-d-don f-f-fink ai l-l-ieks d-d-dis b-b-baff. Et g-g-gibs m-m-meh d-d-da sh-sh-shiberz.

Stop stikin ur tung owt at ur brudder or a widdle burdee wil cumz alongz n poopz own et.

Derz awlwaiz dat wun emploiee who jes kant akcepz changez.

O luk Sidnee. Dat man es takin our pikshur n gon putz et own da LOLCat site!

Puttin own da ritzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Pweeze, no morz bwind datez. Dis es da wurs eber.

No! No kanz napz nao! Mus getz yelwo tingy own da stwingzzzzz.

Iz gon bak tu sweepz nao, but wenz iz waikz up, iz reely gon put sum kinez uf hertin own u. Uv ben warnd.

U kan haz wun of dese items. a. gushee tuna b. bowl of milk c. kitteh treetz d. a nice napz

Reincarnated kitteh wuz Anne Bolin en pass lifez.

O wook, heez bwinging us anutha widdle goggie.

U noes dat sekund cummin u keepz tawkin bout, Celin Cat? I fink naw es gud tiemz.

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