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Chug a lug, chug a lug.

Dis mai imitashun of dat stoopy goggie. Wate! Dat meenz ai lewkz stoopy tu.

Happee Burfdai, PancakeMomm!!!

Waitz, Ai heerz da beutiful musik uf da canz openr.

Well, wadda u noez! Ai rowled an elebenty.

Iz gon bak en tiems en mai tiem masheen tu Eegipt wen kittehs wer wershipt az gods!

U es shy uf a feu peeces, an iz nawt tawkin bowt da puzul, eeber.

Sorree, kant tawk tu stranjerz, Mr. Beaslee, an mai Mom sez ur bowt az stranje az dey cum.

Yeeee Effin Hawww, yawl!

Dats mai storee, n iz stikin tu et!

Wen u noes ets tiemz for enturvenshun.

Inspektor Kitteh gibs u elebenty demeritz for nawt habben a tidee bole.

CREW OF SPACE SHUTTLE CHALLENGER

Why on line bomb diffusion training doesn't work.

Ai finalee cawt dat fing datz ben folowin meh!

Don furgetz da anchoveez.

Don goez awai mad.Jus goez awai!

Prostitute Madam Getlaid denies she has a client list, while surreptitiously opening her little black book.

Dey nawt wan tu pway wid meh, ai jus taek mai toies an goez home.

Gracie, are you excited about the upcoming snoblol fite?

Why is it we can always think of what we shoulld have done after it's all over.

U kan smoochez meh awl u wanz, ur stil nawt gettin dat sporz kar.

Ai fink ai eeted tu muchez cheez.

Breaking News - Mrs. Tinee's ice cream truck robbed today. Police are tracking down every clue.

Jinglez awlwaiz liekd tu silibrwate eben da smawlis ebentz en hiz lief with a danz.

Imaginerry cwicket.

Hi, Suz, have you seen the new vet? OMG, he's such a hunk, and he's single. It looks like JenJen and I are going to be seeing a lot him!

Yo, geenius! Ur supozin tu b fixin da refwidjeratr. Dat aint et.

Iz owt uf mai minez.

En Russha, onlee kittehs get tu poop en sied.

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