By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:51 PM
(Good, you?) Huh...ok.
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:50 PM
(XD how iz you??) ... nevermind -confused-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:46 PM
*Is flaccid.* Whut?
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:44 PM
-giggles- did you notice that you are hard?
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:43 PM
*Walks past you.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:40 PM
(prick XD) -facehoof- ... good... -notices you are hard-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:39 PM
*Misses most of the time even with the help.* Much bettah. *Flushes.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:37 PM
-tries not to laugh- ... -uses my talent to keep you steady so you dont make a mess- ...
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:36 PM
Thankth bhuddy. *Pathetic drunk attempt to piss in the toilet.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:33 PM
-we finally reach the bathroom- ... here
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:16 PM
Thanth...*Hobbles up the stairs.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:15 PM
sure thing -helps you climb upstairs-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:04 PM
Then he'p meh up thar.
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 6:01 PM
is upstaris -looks at you-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:45 PM
*Stumbles into the bathroom.* Ah gotta piss...
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:42 PM
alright then... -opens the door for you with my talent-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:41 PM
It meansssss.....*Shoves you off.* I don' need no help from naw city boy like you. *Stumbles down the hall.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:37 PM
-giggles, holds you between my hooves- what does that even mean?...
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:35 PM
Yeap!...Jus' need ta git mah. *Leans left precariously.* ...Sea legz.
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:34 PM
-holds you before you hit the ground- ... you ok?
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:33 PM
*Falls off the couch.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:29 PM
thanks... -suddenly your nuzzle touches my neck-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:28 PM
Cool scars bro.
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:27 PM
-feels your breath on my neck- ... -bites my lip, moves closer-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:25 PM
*Leans forward to look at them*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:23 PM
-laughs- not really... but i have some on my neck -lets you see them, moving closer-
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:22 PM
(Is one of those scars your face?) *Turns my face to show scarring.*
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:20 PM
(add a translation cause i dont understand XD) -giggles- not really
By _Christopher_ on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:19 PM
*Slurred.* Ith one of thoth thcarth yiour FACE?
By ParadoxialEvent on Aug 14, 2013 at 5:17 PM
-still in my second- ... i have 42 scars in my body
