_Dissonance

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 23, 2014 at 10:21 PM

(Well played...well played... XD) A job?! I can't quite say I've heard of thievery and murder called a "job" before. Surely there are other, more honest, lines of work you could explore?

By _Dissonance on Jan 23, 2014 at 6:34 PM

(*Too lazy to respond* ) *Nudges you* Well I guess we all have our own opinions and jobs, aye?

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:39 AM

(Really? Because I sure can be at tim-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) It's not something I approve of at all to speak honestly. I could never do that myself..*looks down in thought*..at least not consciously.

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:29 AM

(Haha, no! xD I'm not THAT la- *too lazy to finish typing lazy*) *Raises an eyebrow and chuckles a bit* Aye, I have. Is that a problem, eh?

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:28 AM

(I thought it was just a lazy way of saying "Aye" XD) You know, some ponies view pirates with very low repute. *frowns slightly* I'm guessing you've also...killed...in your quests for more loot?

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:23 AM

I only steal what's to be stolen! (Sorry, clicked "Post" on accident xD)

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:23 AM

*Chuckles whole heartily* I

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:23 AM

*looks a bit surprised* A pirate you say? Hmm, with a pirate I've never had a chat. So you steal from other ponies all day? You seem a bit too proud of that.

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:15 AM

Yarr! I be the most feared pirate pony in all of Equestria, okay? *Grins proudly* Swashbuckling rebel, sailin' the seas! *Chuckles*

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:13 AM

It should take effect very soon. You'll know when your body and mind are more in tune. *grins as he stops shaking your hoof and puts the remainder of the potion back in his satchel* Nice to meet you Dissonance, that's a rather unique name. *thinks for moment* I could swear I've heard it before...*looks at you*..are you one of fame?

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:06 AM

*Stops guzzling it, leaving less than half. Puts the top back on and chuckles* So when does this potion take effect, eh? *Hands the potion back to you and shakes your other hoof rapidly* Nice to meet ye, Bal. The name's Dissonance.

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 11:05 AM

Oh..um..you only needed a couple sips of that, but that's okay. *suddenly looks as though he realized something* Where are my manners? My name is Bal by the way. *offers his foreleg for a hoofshake*

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:58 AM

*Groggily grabs it and looks at it for a moment. Shrugs* Bottoms up. *Uncorks the top and starts downing it quickly*

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:57 AM

*smiles and starts to rummage through his satchel* It's a simple potion, made with herbs and a little phosphate. *pulls out a bright neon pink potion* It will soon have you trotting straight. *hoofs it to you*

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:51 AM

Unhand me! *Gets away from your hold and sighs loudly, holding my head with my hooves* Ahhhg! *Looks at you* F-fine... Wh-what do ye got, mate?

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:50 AM

*Trots to your side* As true as that may be. *helps you up and supports you to keep you from falling again* I think you need a little help from me. *grins*

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:41 AM

*Puts my hoof up as to silence you* Aaah, I don' need no potion... *Stands up, trying to keep my balance* I ain't dr-dr-druuuunk... *Takes a step and clumsily falls to the floor* Ow...

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:39 AM

*is passing by and notices you seem a bit tipsy. Approaches you* Pardon me miss, but you look a little sick. If so, I think I may have a potion that can do the trick.

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:33 AM

*Is sitting on a curb outside of the bar*

By Brony4lyfe on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:30 AM

(Sure thing L, you start? ^_^)

By _Dissonance on Jan 21, 2014 at 10:24 AM

(RP? ^^)