By _Deadpool_ on Aug 4, 2013 at 5:11 AM
When have i ever joked around?
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 7:46 PM
Are you serious?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 7:14 PM
get our ass down to doctor evil's metal gear *jumps on your back*
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 7:09 PM
What do you want me to do?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 7:03 PM
*the apartment is piled high with bodies* Dr Evil sent minions. now, help me out
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:53 PM
*I land in front of you* What is it?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:38 PM
(grand)
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:38 PM
Alright. jeez.. (Cigarette time! xD)
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:35 PM
JUST GET HERE! *hangs up*
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:28 PM
My mojo?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM
I DO NOW, GET DOWNTOWN, AND BRING YOUR MOJO!
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM
But you don't have an apartment...
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:01 PM
*calls you* SOME BALD BASTARD IS THREATENING MY APARTMENT!
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 6:00 PM
*Sighs* ~I don't wanna call wade 'cause he'll use it as an excuse to stay here.~
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:50 PM
*Dr* and don't you avengers try anything! i'll only deal with two people, tops!
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Don't these guys ever quit?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:46 PM
*announcer* The terrorist known as Dr Evil has left this ultimatum *Dr Evil* My demands are simple... Deliver me one billion dollars or New York becomes... a New Crater!
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:40 PM
Huh..?
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:36 PM
*on tv an emergency is being declared*
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:03 PM
*leaves sadly* bye pete...
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM
We're not a team Wade.
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:56 PM
man... i thought we were team red...
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:53 PM
You'd better not come back Wade.
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM
Jeez, fine. ugh, you're such a bad room mate. also mj says you have to sleep on the couch for even letting me stay the night
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:49 PM
No Wade. have the meeting in Logans blackbird.
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:43 PM
It's just Wolvie and Forge
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:40 PM
In that case, you should take it elsewhere I don't want my flat getting destroyed.
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:37 PM
Just so happen to be the x force.
By _Spider-Man_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:36 PM
I'd better head off and leave you and your friends to it.
By _Deadpool_ on Aug 3, 2013 at 4:31 PM
DAMMIT! also, i got friends coming over
