_Spider-Mare_

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 11:19 PM

(goodnight)

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 11:13 PM

It'll buy me time

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 11:12 PM

they'll be suspicious when they realize that you haven't moved... or blinked... or gotten hungry or thirsty... or breathed... plus, statues are cold. and you'd have to use some sort of permanent weatherproof paint... *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 11:03 PM

Yea, I'm pretty sure

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 11:03 PM

this I have to see... are you sure they'll be dumb enough to fall for it, though? *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:58 PM

Gonna do it right now

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:58 PM

*giggles* oh! you're so silly. *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:56 PM

Hire them to make a statue of me, paint it, put in my lawn. Problem fixed

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:54 PM

... statues? um... sorry if this sounds a it rude, but I don't see how statues would help you any.

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:51 PM

Or maybe a statue factory

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:49 PM

like a security guard. lots of celebrities have those. if insane fans are invading your privacy and personal space, and you want them to stop, just call the security. *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:47 PM

Maybe I could hire somepony

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:45 PM

I know. *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:45 PM

Just sayin

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:44 PM

*giggles, smiling behind the mask* you're silly. *boops your nose*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:36 PM

All we need now is a mental doctor. Talk about a true hero

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:35 PM

you're telling me? did you hear what I said? fangirls. biting eachother. fighting over Iron Pony. now if that's not insane, I don't know what is! but that doesn't change the fact that we have a public to save. I save people from supervillians, and you save people from fashion disasters. we can't give up now. you've come too far to give up who you are, and I've only just gotten started in the hero biz. we've just gotta keep at it, despite how insane people are these days.

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:27 PM

It's gettin ridiculous now though

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:25 PM

*shrugs* it's difficult, but totally worth it when you see smiles on the faces of those you've helped... *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:22 PM

Will never understand those ponies..

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:21 PM

*giggles* that's the life of a celebrity... you've heard of my friend Iron Pony, right? his suit was running low on power, and he crashed. so I helped him out. and as thanks, he let me use the Iron Pony suit. I was nearly attacked by crazed fangirls who thought I was really him. one of them even asked me to autograph her face... and before I left, they started biting eachother, fighting over me... and an insane pegasus kept chasing me... and then Jarvis, the Artificial Intelligence in the suit, turned on the suit's hyperspeed and got me home, leaving the pegasus behind. and then she caught up to me and Iron Pony, and by then, I was already out of the suit, and the real Iron Pony was right next to me. the pegasus broke into my house through a window and tackled him, trying to force him to marry her... she was insane, and creepy, and I'll never forget the experience. being famous is hard. and now, as Spider-Mare, I'm chased by photographers. it's crazy. and exhausting. but I put up with it, because I have a public to save. and in a way, you're a bit of a hero yourself. saving ponies from fashion disasters! *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:09 PM

Yes I am, they put it up despite my refusal

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:08 PM

oh, so THAT'S how I know you! are you aware that you have your own billboard? *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:06 PM

You probably have, names TrenderHoof *shakes your hoof*

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 10:04 PM

... you mean lose the tail? I'm not so sure... it wouldn't look very attractive on my secret identity... for her to be tailless... but I thank you for the advice anyway. and I just realized I haven't introduced myself. I'm Spider-Mare. and you... look somewhat familiar. like I've seen you somewhere before. like... on a poster or something. are you a celebrity? *smiling behind the mask*

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 9:19 PM

Scissors?(AGH IVE SAID IT TOO MANY TIMES IN MY HEAD)

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 9:16 PM

good point. the only reason I don't cover my mane is because it gets messy if it has been under something. yet for some reason, fighting crime doesn't mess up my mane at all... and the tail, I just can't find a comfortable way to keep it in the suit. I've tried.

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 9:12 PM

Also find a way to cover your mane and tail, they provide too much drag and goes against the color of your suit

By _Spider-Mare_ on Feb 9, 2014 at 9:10 PM

(oh, it has that. the picture doesn't show it because pony creator. and I couldn't draw it on, because it's a bit too complex for me to draw on that shape and pose. I can easily design outfits for humans, but I'm not very good at designing for ponies... I'm not Rarity! :P)

By -TrenderHoof- on Feb 9, 2014 at 9:06 PM

Judging from the webs your part spider correct? I reccommend more detail, like webs or something