_The_Incredible_Balk

By king_salacity on Apr 4, 2014 at 10:26 AM

*nods and hugs*

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By king_salacity on Apr 3, 2014 at 8:34 AM

they fear what they cannot understand

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By king_salacity on Mar 29, 2014 at 2:00 PM

they are afraid of me

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By king_salacity on Mar 10, 2014 at 3:37 PM

what is it?

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 1:02 AM

*nods* thank you.

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:51 AM

no. its just like you moving your leg or licking your lips.

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:39 AM

*walk in front of you and seems to melt into a liquid, then reforms* like that

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:28 AM

shiny pony is armor. shiny pony made of gel

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:15 AM

want me to show you?

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By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:05 AM

well...im a suit of armor

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By king_salacity on Mar 6, 2014 at 11:53 PM

balk looks tense. wanted to give balk massage?

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By king_salacity on Mar 6, 2014 at 11:40 PM

...can pretty pony sit on balk's back?

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By king_salacity on Mar 3, 2014 at 12:58 PM

oh? and who might that be?

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By king_salacity on Mar 2, 2014 at 12:17 PM

umbra is here to do the same

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By Fluttershy- on Mar 2, 2014 at 8:47 AM

(*I open my eyes, still in a groggy state from all the head-beatings* Oooooh, c-cute squirrly dance... *Moves my arms and legs while laying down, as if I'm trying to dance* Weeeeee... #OhGod #IBroughtThisUponMyself #WhatHaveIDone? - *Watches your neck, drooling a bit. I lick my lips and then look over at you menacingly* O-oh, yea, you got the internship...) *I look at you, teary eyed. I sit at your side and hold your hoof, gently. I kiss your forehead softly before sobbing a bit* [OH MY GODS YOU'RE RIGHT, MYKE.]

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By Fluttershy- on Mar 2, 2014 at 7:44 AM

(Oh, I'm silly sometimes xD Fit* not fir... I'm not a tree...)

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By Fluttershy- on Mar 2, 2014 at 7:43 AM

(*I roll my head to the side to look at you. I gasp in shock* CUTE SQUIRREL ! *I sit up, I pick you up, and I nuzzle your little squirrel nose* SOOO... HNNNNG... CUTE !! *I collapse back into the mud, in a twitching fir* #AlrightAlright #2NachoCoupons #2MouthWashes #SomeOrangeTicTacs #ButImKeepingTheBreathMintsCauseTheyTasteGood *Laughs and pats your back* Yeeeaaa, sure... *Shifty eyes*) *I nod quickly* O-of course... Anything for you... *I grab your hoof now that it is at a more reasonable size* [xD !! Umm, kinda. The teacher tacked some sheets and curtains to the wall in weird spots and we had to draw them :p]

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By king_salacity on Mar 1, 2014 at 11:41 AM

*the hoof feels like jello with a really strong and stretchy membrane* fair enough

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By Fluttershy- on Mar 1, 2014 at 11:17 AM

(*Gets up from your loud screaming. I groan and rub my head.* OW... *I see you are still a spoopy ghost and scream* AHH !! A SPOOPY GHOST !! *I turn around and run, but I stop before I hit the same wall again* Heh heh... *I point at it* Not gonna do THAT again... *I run past the wall and run face-first into a flag pole* ...Ow... *I fall face-first into a pile of mud* #SuchLuck #IGuessItsKaramaForBeatingYouToABloodyPulp #AtLeastIHadsomeFun #Sure #IllGiveYouTWONachoCoupons #AndSomeMouthwash... #YouNeedIt *Laughs solemnly* Oh, you just gotta be yourself... And... Hold on... *Gets out a tape measurer and measures the length and width of your neck*) *I notice you start shrinking and I watch cautiously.* B-Bal, a-are you okay ? *My eyes widen and continue to watch you, a bit curiously* [Oh, break naps are always fabulous ! Congratz ^^ And we got to draw some spheres... And some drapery... I fear drapery now...]

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By Fluttershy- on Feb 28, 2014 at 11:41 PM

(Indeed ! *O*) AHH !! A SPOOPY GHOST !! *Turns around and runs, only to run face-first into a wall* ...Ow... *Falls face-first onto the concrete* ...Ow... #PUNtergeist ? #ILikeThat! #DontBlameMeIfIUseThatAndBecomeFamous #Revenge #EvilLaughter *Sly grin* Oh... Indeed ! Umm, you'll get free... Blood ? Uhh, blood check ups ? Yea... That's a thing...) *Embraces you, grinning happily* I love you ! *Sighs happily as we're in the air* [Dang, I'm sorry you didn't get an efficient sleep D: I slept well ! ^^ Had to get up at 5am and stay at class until 2 so I'm pretty tired xD]

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