(i present you with the gift of miracle of sound) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0xQD0e2_4
*runs finger over the spell*
EEK! *overdue book*
(go back and read hitch hiker's again!)
*flips to the other side*
*produces a scrap of paper with a translator spell on it*
(babel fish, dummy)
*leads you to a library shelf*
*shows you the notes*
Oook. (nobody can)
Ook?
*frowns annoyed*
*looks at you, and takes notes*
*holds finger up to your lips* (grand. trying to get this account a theme)