The latest from _Yoda_
Do you know were, get some, I can, hmm? Only ponies, here seem to be.
Bored of being a jedi I am. Yoda wants some american milkshakes. If you know what I mean. Herh her ... [more]
Shame, that is...
Ever heard of a strip club, you have, hmm? Yeesssssss.
What I do all the time, fishing is. Something more interesting in mind, I had. Hmmmmmm.
Hello again. Help you today, how I can, hmm?
Nobody, I am nobody. Herh herh herh. An android are you, or something, hmm?
Herh herh herh. Yes, pleased with you, I am. Yeesssss. Just the beginning, this is!
Herh herh herh. Age matters not. To know everything you need not. Ridiculous that would be. Live ... [more]
Training Montage, we must do now. But first, poke you with my stick, I will. *Poke. Poke Poke Poke.*
Very old, you are, and many conversations, you had. But so much more to learn about the universe, th ... [more]
Wiser than me, it seems like you are. Yeesssssss. Need my help you will not.
(Okay, in character now I am not.) Met many ponies yet I have not. Hmmmmmm.
(Herh herh herh. Now better, hmm?) Yes, to be filled with wonders this land seems.
