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Honey, I'm cold. Throw another cat on would you?

Ralph wasn't sure what happened to the Christmas tree, but he was sure that somehow he was still going to get blamed...

So Linda figured, why use a sticky roller on all my clothes when I can get ahead of the game and just use the roller on the cat?

Mom - there's a cat at the door. He looks lost. Can I let him in?

Phew..I think I lost him

sock drawer hat drawer cat drawer

Have you considered letting Travelocity plan your migration?

After waiting for 45 minutes, Roger was starting to fear that his blind date had seen him from the woods and left.

basement cat's 'Grow Your Own Chicken' kit, finally came in the mail.

THE LAST THING YOUR CAR KEYS SEE BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR

The gerbil had made fun of Sid's bald spot for the last time.

...and locals are still in shock. I'm Tom Fuzzywit, reporting live from the aftermath of Hurricane Toddler. Back to you, Jim.

Fluffy gets a little ambitious with her yoga

I feel pritty, oh soe pritty.....

I've read that one.. Got any others?

But MOOOM! Timmy's mom made cheezburgers for everyone when we went to his house!

CHOMP STICKS

It only takes one missing piece to ruin de puzzle. hmmm... Which one to chooz??

What's that? You want me to stay off the piano?

Iz troo - he can work teh grill!

How many dead birds did you leave on the driver's seat?

"Utinni!"

Forget the gym, clothes, haircut, and car, guys.

yes, Twilight is that boring

You eat mice WHOLE?

Your not going to the prom looking like that

I hope this doesn't hamper your efforts at doing laundry. *{snork}*

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